OK I'm done for awhile. Happy Thanksgiving everyone
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Thread: Texts From Last Night
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11-26-2009 06:16 PM
(803): What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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11-26-2009 06:18 PM
(817): i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
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11-26-2009 06:18 PM
(586): My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
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11-26-2009 06:19 PM
901): Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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11-26-2009 06:20 PM
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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11-26-2009 06:20 PM
02): WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
(1-902): I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
(1-902): I love tequila.
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11-26-2009 06:21 PM
(212): so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
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11-26-2009 06:22 PM
(937): Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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11-30-2009 12:47 AM
Story of my life.
(985): I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobiesTreat every situation like a dog, if you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.
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11-30-2009 12:49 AM
(319): I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Treat every situation like a dog, if you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.
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11-30-2009 12:52 AM
(918): i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning.
Treat every situation like a dog, if you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.
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11-30-2009 12:52 AM
(812): I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Treat every situation like a dog, if you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.
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- Nov 2008
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- Naples, FL
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12-01-2009 10:20 PM(414): i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
(314): i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
(908): did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
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- Join Date
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- Naples, FL
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12-14-2009 10:31 PM(402): Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
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12-14-2009 10:47 PM
(715): he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I saw a boat once!
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12-14-2009 11:07 PM
(941): i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Seriously - out of all of you guys - who knows what a bumpit is?I saw a boat once!