This is getting absurd now... Went out with the intention of hanging out with friends and just chillin last night.
Ended up getting a Twin Peaks girl's number. Hot. For those of you that aren't privy to the 'Peaks, it's like a junior Hooters with 18-22 year old girls that are hotter and not busted.
She left and a couple lesbians show up. One ugly, the other kinda cute in an 'I want to conquer a lesbian' kinda way. Short, fauxhawked hair. LOL. The three of us talked about running game on chicks and trying to get *****- a genuine tactical talk about pickup. The convo flowed and I asked them why they will screw each other with a strapon but dislike the dong. Something about intimacy; whatever.
We went to a little afterparty get together at the bar owners place (5 mins from my place) and she busted into the bathroom when I was taking a leak. She went on a rant about how no dick can please her, etc etc etc and basically asked me to cram her right there. I didn't have a jim hat so I was out on that. I think she called me a pu$$y or something, to which I replied "I'll f-n hurt you."
her: "$50 you can't. Bet."
me: "I'm gonna bottom out in you. Lets go."
We went to the house, and about two easy and one deep impact pump later, I won the bet. LMAO.
On the way back to the party, she said I suck in bed. I said 'I hurt ya. And you moaned. How about that fiddy?'
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02-23-2010 01:56 PMUnstoppable f'n terror.
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02-23-2010 02:05 PMFirst mistake... "went out with the intention of". Do you know how many Sundays I went to Shooters with the "intention of" meeting Cash and some people for lunch to find myself holding a champagne bottle in a jacuzzi at 7 am on a monday morning with a couple naked chicks passed out on the deck? Too many to count my friend. Just surrender to the lifestyle and make every day count.
As for the lesbo, did her gf get pissed? I remember I turned one from a lesbo into a bi chick then back to a lesbo. Men are chit etc etc. Nice work overall
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02-23-2010 02:11 PMUnstoppable f'n terror.
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02-25-2010 06:28 PM
Update: Tues night, the one in pink from post 4... FUN
Last night, Maya. Never been slapped around by a girl in bed before. Weird. This one's into the rough trade.
This morning, Maya, more sober. No more face slapping, thank God... She still dropped a couple pegs after last night's performance. It was like the scene from "Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinkin Your Juice in the Hood" with Marlon Wayans and his innocent-looking party random...
"When I drink I getta little crazyyyy...."
"go ahead girl you get crazy."
(girl turns into demon)
"C'mere motherfvcker your ass is mine!!!"
<no thanks.>Unstoppable f'n terror.
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02-25-2010 06:53 PM
Ha Ha! Welcome to the ATX!
If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!
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02-25-2010 07:19 PMWarning: This post may contain language unsuitable for minors or math not suitable for liberal-arts majors.
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02-25-2010 08:16 PM"Keep the bottle on the bar Ira, I won't be long".
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02-25-2010 08:30 PM
See video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-mZ8AsvHX4
It's not that funny to me because it was actually like this a little bit. LMAO.Unstoppable f'n terror.
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02-25-2010 08:35 PM
Last edited by baddogz28; 02-26-2010 at 11:54 AM.
Unstoppable f'n terror.
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02-26-2010 12:13 AM
good move.....stay away!!!.....one of my exes was a bad drunk every once in awhile.....would just start trying to slap and punch you as hard as she could.....you would start to get pizzed off and more than once I was going to pop her one.....then I realized in that in that demon hate men state if I touched her she would probably call the cops and id be in jail with a domestic assult charge and get kicked out of my own house.......be careful with these bar b itches dude
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02-26-2010 01:53 AM
Heh,
It's only a matter of time before one of these girls (or their Father) finds pics and stories on the internet themselves (or of their daughter).
That's when it will really get interesting.
Don't get me wrong, in my younger days, I had my fun. But, I didn't make posters about the girl and place them in public to make her look like a tramp."Keep the bottle on the bar Ira, I won't be long".
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02-26-2010 09:09 AM
the one in post #4 was my choice..
does Santa's sleigh have a blower ?
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02-26-2010 10:37 AM
+1 I'm glad someone got that- I didn't want to point it out in case it was just me..
Baddogz28- you better hope is Maya not related to the chick on this post
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02-26-2010 11:46 AMOriginally Posted by pullmytrigger
You got me. LMAO.
Originally Posted by Mark
If this weren't a private forum, I wouldn't post this stuff.
And you can bet that if a girl I hook up with has a dad into offshore, I'm gonna find out it before I post any pictures of you angry hockey dad's little girls up on here.Last edited by baddogz28; 02-26-2010 at 11:54 AM.
Unstoppable f'n terror.