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08-26-2015 06:56 AM
Police Blotter
• A break-up turned sticky when a man reported Sunday morning that his ex-girlfriend put syrup on his door, porch and stairwell. The man told police she works at a Key West doughnut shop and the syrup likely came from there. There were no reported arrests.Parabellum FJ²B
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08-26-2015 12:20 PM
That's what we call a Vermont drive-by!
"Tear gas and draft beer don't mix."
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08-26-2015 07:58 PMSo you are assuming it was Maple Syrup?
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08-28-2015 07:51 AM
Darth Vader' helmet stolen during ruckus
BY GWEN FILOSA Citizen Staff
gfilosa@keysnews.com
Duval Street’s banjo-playing Darth Vader had a brush with the dark side this week when someone swiped his trademark helmet.
James Pierce, 46, the street performer who costumes as Vader with banjo chops, was trying to stop two drunken men arguing with a pedicab driver late Monday night and during the dust-up, his helmet turned up missing and was presumed stolen, according to a police incident report.
Pierce had removed the Darth Vader helmet, which he bought for $150 off eBay, and placed it on the sidewalk, he told police. After the commotion, he noticed it was gone.
Police put out BOLO, or be on the lookout, alert for the Darth Vader helmet, which on Thursday remained missing, city spokeswoman Alyson Crean said.
“There are no witnesses and no video footage,” wrote Officer Jeremy Tellier in his report, after having searched the 400 block of Eaton Street for the Vader helmet. “I did not see any video cameras pointing in the area of the theft.”
Pierce on Thursday said he wasn’t hurt during the incident and that he had a spare Vader helmet waiting in the wings.
“The police just happened to be there,” Pierce said. “By the time they arrived, the fight had rather fizzled and I thought, ‘Hell, might as well file a report on my hat.’ “
Pierce, who has logged long hours inside the helmet in the Key West heat, said on second thought he doesn’t want it back.
“It would be like if someone stole my toothbrush,” Pierce said. “Go ahead and keep it.”
Pierce thanked Key West police for their work and blamed himself for the helmet loss. He had a spare helmet given the work conditions on Duval Street for a nighttime street performer masquerading as one of the most despised modern-day villains.
“I get shoved three times a week and punched once every six,” Pierce said. “But I’m taking this as a reminder to embrace positive thought. To avoid the dark side, as it were.”
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08-31-2015 12:48 AMYou may have hit on something....
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09-04-2015 05:34 PMGetting bad advice is unfortunate, taking bad advice is a Serious matter!!
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10-14-2015 08:02 AM
I wonder if it was a ......"Hole in One"
Man arrested after defecating at golf course
STOCK ISLAND — A 57-year-old homeless man who was previously trespassed from the Key West Golf Club was arrested again Monday after a Monroe County Sheriff’s Office deputy saw him defecating on the property, according to a sheriff’s office offense report.
The man was charged with trespassing and dumping raw human waste. Both are misdemeanors.Parabellum FJ²B
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10-15-2015 01:13 AMMake sure you know which hole. You will probably want to skip that one.....
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10-15-2015 07:04 AM
Arrest Date: 10/12/2015 Time: 11:58 CAD #: MCSO15CAD144413 Offense #: MCSO15OFF006364
Name: FABIO, JOHN D DoB:03/21/1958 Age:57 Sex:M Race:W
Address: 5537 COLLEGE ROAD, KEY WEST, FL 33040
Occupation:
Arrest Location: 4.5MM, STOCK ISLAND
Arresting Officer/Agency: TRULLENDER, KIM - MCSO\ROAD PATROL - SECTOR 1 Bond Amount: $0
Charges:
1 Misdemeanor Count(s) of 403.413.5 - CONSERVATION-ENVIRONMENT - DUMP RAW HUMAN WASTE
1 Misdemeanor Count(s) of 810.09.2b - TRESPASSING - FAIL TO LEAVE PROPERTY UPON ORDER BY OWNERParabellum FJ²B
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10-17-2015 02:30 AMI'm thinking the dumping human waste part should be more than a misdemeanor.....
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10-23-2015 07:23 AM
Deputies: Naked man arrested again
SUGARLOAF KEY — A man with an apparent penchant for shedding his clothes along U.S. 1 to the disgust or horror of passing motorists was arrested again Wednesday evening after drivers said he was mooning them and exposing his genitals, according to the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office.
Marino Eugenio Sanchez, 61, of Marathon, was charged with indecent exposure for third time.
Arrest Date: 10/21/2015 Time: 16:40 CAD #: MCSO15CAD148574 Offense #: MCSO15OFF006537
Name: SANCHEZ, MARINO EUGENIO DoB:12/15/1953 Age:61 Sex:M Race:W
Address: STREETS OF MARATHON, MARATHON, FL 33050
Occupation: FISHERMAN in MARATHON
Arrest Location: 17000 OVERSEAS HWY, SUGARLOAF KEY
Arresting Officer/Agency: STULLKEN, DONALD - MCSO\ROAD PATROL - SECTOR 1 Bond Amount: $0
Charges:
1 Misdemeanor Count(s) of 800.03 - INDECENT EXPOSURE - IN PUBLIC
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11-06-2015 01:59 PMYou need a vagrant person shark feeding policy in Key West to help restore the major shark species. Keep them from starving...
Maybe three strikes and you're chum?Getting bad advice is unfortunate, taking bad advice is a Serious matter!!
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