Rednecks Face off Against Carp in Illinois in Annual Event

[Ratickle]

He can probably even do the Darth voice!

[Bobcat]

I found the perfect boat/platform for the Death Star....for sale in Florida 9K

[Ratickle]

Cool, that's perfect except it may need a bigger motor and a second helm up top!

[Ratickle]

9K is too high though......

[Bobcat]

We'll knock down the price and then give them some of the profits from the made for TV movie.

[Ratickle]

That would be an awesome undertaking.


I'm thinking we need several of these babies to do the carp justice Serious style!!!!



Assault rifles are all well and good, but when you really need to tear a person to pieces, nothing fills the air with metal quite like a combat shotgun. And for those times when a regular combat shotgun isn't generating enough flying body parts, connoisseurs turn to what must be the most outrageously devastating hand-held anti-personnel murder machine in existence: the Atchisson Assault Shotgun, or AA-12. Fully automatic and drum-fed, the AA-12 fires five 12-gauge shotgun shells per second, with extreme reliability and so little recoil that strong men can shoot it Arnie-style with one hand. And if that hail of hot buckshot isn't enough to make both shooter and target need a change of underpants, consider this: it has been developed in conjunction with the FRAG-12 - a new type of shotgun cartridge in which each round is a small, flighted high explosive or fragmentation grenade accurate up to 175 metres.

[Bobcat]

I want one of those.

[Ratickle]

Just one??????