ummmm? how u say commandeer / confiscate ,hot boats/hot rod's ETC. at will.
I'm not sayin,I'm just sayin
i dont know,Ratickle, it's gettin kinda heavy
Thread: Official: Canada bashing thread
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09-22-2012 03:29 PM
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10-11-2012 09:26 AM
No Hockey makes Canadian fans go crazy during LFL game.
Fan fight breaks out at Lingerie Football LeagueParabellum FJ²B
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11-21-2012 08:23 PM
HA.
http://www.hilltimes.com/news/news/2012/11/20/canadian-heritage-department-spends-$145-million-on-one-war-of-1812-tv-ad-during/32898
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11-22-2012 12:39 AM
The Canadian heritage department is a pointless government program.
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11-22-2012 09:18 AM
It's kind of funny that the Ministry of Canadian Heritage Revisionist History is under the impression that Canada won the war of 1812. (You see, it was an "invasion" and the US was trying to take over the WHOLE place, but we stopped those yanks, we did.)
If the United States had lost the war of 1812, our ship names would start with "Her Majesty's" and our constitution would be dated 1982.
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11-22-2012 06:17 PM
I agree we tend to bend the history of the war of 1812 from what really happened. I tell other Canadians that Canada wasn't a real country until 1982.
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11-22-2012 10:10 PM
I am pretty sure that the Koreans, Vietnamese, Iraqis and Afghanis suggest that the US didn't win those wars.
So, it happens all over I guess.
Although WWII was kind of clear cut.
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11-28-2012 07:06 PM
In other news. My local school district gives Gideon bibles to grade five students if they have parent permission. I think this is fine its what the parents want. One person is complaining that this is illegal under our provincial laws. Those provincial laws had the Lords Prayer at every school day opening like the pledge in the states. So are bibles o.k with parents consent, I think so! Chilliwack parent asks government to stop distribution of Gideon Bibles in schools
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11-28-2012 07:42 PM
I think that they should also give them a copy of Rocky Racoon, by The Beatles.
Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota
There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon
And one day his woman ran off with another guy
Hit young Rocky in the eye Rocky didn't like that
He said I'm gonna get that boy
So one day he walked into town
Booked himself a room in the local saloon
Rocky Raccoon checked into his room
Only to find Gideon's bible
Rocky had come equipped with a gun
To shoot off the legs of his rival
His rival it seems had broken his dreams
By stealing the girl of his fancy
Her name was Magil and she called herself Lil
But everyone knew her as Nancy
Now she and her man who called himself Dan
Were in the next room at the hoe down
Rocky burst in and grinning a grin
He said Danny boy this is a showdown
But Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot
And Rocky collapsed in the corner, ah
D'da d'da d'da da da da
D'da d'da d'da da da da
D'da d'da d'da da d'da d'da d'da d'da
Do do do do do do
D'do d'do d'do do do do
D'do d'do d'do do do do
D'do d'do d'do do do d'do d'do d'do d'do
Do do do do do do
Now the doctor came in stinking of gin
And proceeded to lie on the table
He said Rocky you met your match
And Rocky said, doc it's only a scratch
And I'll be better I'll be better doc as soon as I am able
And now Rocky Raccoon he fell back in his room
Only to find Gideon's bible
Gideon checked out and he left it no doubt
To help with good Rocky's revival, ah
Oh yeah, yeah
D'do d'do d'do do do do
D'do d'do d'do do do do
D'do d'do d'do do do d'do d'do d'do d'do
Do do do do do do
D'do d'do d'do do do do, come on, Rocky boy
D'do d'do d'do do do do, come on, Rocky boy
D'do d'do d'do do do d'do d'do d'do d'do
The story of Rocky there
[ Lyrics from: Rocky Raccoon Lyrics - Beatles ]
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11-28-2012 07:43 PM
They don't give the kids bibles here.
They give them HPV vaccinations.
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11-28-2012 10:39 PM
Rocky raccoon would have been even better if it was sung by the "walrus"
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11-29-2012 08:13 PM
For those that are going to miss Hostess offerings. Fear not all you have to do is come to Canada! Twinkies, Wonder Bread Carry on in Canada Post Hostess - Bloomberg
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11-29-2012 10:07 PM
You know, that could be a bashing thing, or a "really awesome things aboot Canada" thing.
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11-30-2012 09:39 AM
[QUOTE=Buoy;595379]Rocky raccoon would have been even better if it was sung by the "walrus"[/
Buoy, did you just badmouth Sir Paul ?¿
In all fairness, the walruss was/ is/ always will be a remarkable indiv bigger than jesus christ , when it comes to vocal musical ability the Walruss himself would tell you,that™ I know Sir Paul the Mick and the Walrus My friend is no Sir Paul the Mick. And that's we got to say about that™ o.¡
Just for the record we're quoting you on that!Last edited by TUCK646; 11-30-2012 at 09:45 AM. Reason: He made me do it.
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01-23-2014 07:20 PM
Two words: Justin Beiber.
Come and get him, Canada.
Preferably before he realizes he is gay.
Thanks, your friends, the USA.
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01-25-2014 11:47 PMCome on now, I think he'd make a good replacement mayor for Toronto....
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01-26-2014 02:14 AM
Rob Ford is doing a good job besides hes the only Canadian politician that gets American media attention. Herd it said no such thing as bad publicity.
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