Gone native

[TUCK646]

Damn. Ruined my day. Now I have to find something else to do

Ut oh , i mean Hi RACEGIRL3, cum here often ?

[TUCK646]

I AM NOT LISTENING

you"re here to watch,NOT LISTEN !!!!!!!!

[TUCK646]

I broke down today and got a haircut.
My wife has been telling me to go to the local "barber". Yeah, we still have one of those in town.
I prefer having my haircut by a female.
If I'm gonna have someone touching me, I prefer they be female. (this includes Doctors)
I usually go to a Sport Clips, or something like that. I hate it, but that's where I've been going.
Today, tried a different place.
Little hole-in-the-wall shop called "Sindee's just cuts" in the building next to "Lucky Bob's liquor store".
I was a little apprehensive at first.
But, just as advertised, it was "just cuts".
They didn't even have those funky sinks for shampooing.
They didn't have TV's.
They didn't have a rack full of shampoo and gel and crap that they were trying to sell
You were gonna get a cut. Nothing more, nothing less.
All female staff (place was only big enough for 4 chairs) ranging in age from 30-50yrs.
Had a very nice gal, not really all that attractive, but very nice.
I am usually annoyed at the small talk that haircutting chicks try to make, but I actually enjoyed conversing with her.
$12.00 cash. No CC or debit card.
I gave her a $20.
Then I went to Lucky Bob's and had him load 3 -30's of beer in my truck.
I feel like I've had a very productive day.

I concur Buoy,the right tight low cut shirt makes it all worth wild .

[Ratickle]

That's the stuff they need to teach in school....not "Johnny has three apples and gives one to Lisa"

One what?????

[Bobcat]

So I am right in the middle of writing an excellent fictional story for the Gone native thread ...and dump an entire beer on my laptop....still works....

[Ratickle]

And today?????

[old377guy]

So I am right in the middle of writing an excellent fictional story for the Gone native thread ...and dump an entire beer on my laptop....still works....

.........didn't know that Timex made laptops

[Bobcat]

I lost the ability to Backspace or use the "Enter" to indent.....this morning it wouldn't even come on....I'll pick up a new one this weekend.....

[Ratickle]

Better get your stuff transfered over, or backedup, before it completely succumbs to Death By Beer........

[old377guy]

Better get your stuff transfered over, or backedup, before it completely succumbs to Death By Beer........

Death by Beer - is that a disease, computer virus or just a pleasantly indulged habit gone overboard?

[Bobcat]

Clumsiness in the first degree....brought on by too many Beers in a short time frame

[old377guy]

Those short time frames will get ya every time.

[Ratickle]

So, how does the Miami Boat Show cater to "Natives"?????

[old377guy]

Most of the indigenous people whom I've spoken with were quite pleased, yet some are still ambivalent about the naming of Bobby's first boat company.

[Ratickle]

I heard they were extremely enthusiastic......

[Bobcat]

Got people coming to visit tomorrow....one's a Mexican.....not your ordinary Mexican....He's got three strikes against him....one....He was raised in F*cking Iowa.....some of the dumbest people I've ever met....two....he's a f*cking Packers fan....three...He's bringing an Irish Girl.....to KW....where booze flows freely.....she'll be in jail by Wednesday.

So, as you could imagine....I gotta clean up the place a little...so of course I got out the good mop



gave the floors a once over....in hindsight I should have probably used soap and water, but at some point you want these MF'ers to leave.

Gotta get up early tomorrow and put the belt sander to the toilet...been a few years since I've done any upkeep....I suppose this uppity bitch will want toilet paper too.....I better pick up a seat at the Home Depot...women don't like to straddle the thunderjug...F*ck....I just realized she'll probably want some sort of door/wall separating the throne from the living room......My problem is that I care too much...

[old377guy]

the consumate Host

[Ratickle]

Isn't that the truth....




I wonder how soon they'll revisit after all the special attention?????

[Buoy]

I broke down today and got a haircut.
My wife has been telling me to go to the local "barber". Yeah, we still have one of those in town.
I prefer having my haircut by a female.
If I'm gonna have someone touching me, I prefer they be female. (this includes Doctors)
I usually go to a Sport Clips, or something like that. I hate it, but that's where I've been going.
Today, tried a different place.
Little hole-in-the-wall shop called "Sindee's just cuts" in the building next to "Lucky Bob's liquor store".
I was a little apprehensive at first.
But, just as advertised, it was "just cuts".
They didn't even have those funky sinks for shampooing.
They didn't have TV's.
They didn't have a rack full of shampoo and gel and crap that they were trying to sell
You were gonna get a cut. Nothing more, nothing less.
All female staff (place was only big enough for 4 chairs) ranging in age from 30-50yrs.
Had a very nice gal, not really all that attractive, but very nice.
I am usually annoyed at the small talk that haircutting chicks try to make, but I actually enjoyed conversing with her.
$12.00 cash. No CC or debit card.
I gave her a $20.
Then I went to Lucky Bob's and had him load 3 -30's of beer in my truck.
I feel like I've had a very productive day.

I went and got a haircut today.
It's been 3 months.
Went to the same place as last time.
The gal is half way through cutting my hair, and says "You were here last time, weren't you"?

So, I guess it took her halfway through cutting my hair to recognize me.

[old377guy]

and you shoulda said " no, last time I was here it wasn't me"