Thread: Gone native
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02-27-2011 10:50 AM
Beer drinkers are very careful when it comes to farting
Parabellum FJ²B
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04-01-2011 01:28 AM
No one ever thought it would happen, but it did. Twice today. I declined a beer.
I was wiring a room addition, and the customer get's home from the golf course around 12:30 - he asks me if I'm ready for "a cold one"...
I said No.
Can you believe it?? I actually said No!
At 2:30 he's back out inspecting my work - I have a lot more that I want to get done today, he asks if I'm ready for that "cold one" I say "No, I have a soda, and a lot to do"
After pulling a 45' line of 10/3 wire through three corners, he comes back out at 4:30 and said his offer still stands for the beer. I accepted. He admitted he just didn't want to be drinking alone.
Finished the beer off as I was finishing stapling off the wiring.
Beer - I will not deny you three times...
Beer - I will not be your Judas..."Keep the bottle on the bar Ira, I won't be long".
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04-01-2011 09:34 PM
Hey... even crappy golfers have a "keep me coming back" shot.
Cock has crowed..... nice.
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04-02-2011 07:49 AMParabellum FJ²B
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10-13-2011 10:18 PM
There was talk of thunder and mayhem, and those who thought they were heroes shed their clothes and danced the forbidden dance ....which was brought back from atavistic memories of souls long gone......I ground my boot into the last of them....muttering profanities and screaming at the moons reflection on dark waters.....
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10-14-2011 07:51 AM
Since this thread started, I have been barred from touching any of the wife's kitchen/cooking tools.
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10-14-2011 01:36 PM
tape her toothbrush to a yardstick.
...just dont tell anyone.
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10-15-2011 07:22 PM
I just won 5 bucks on a scratch off ticket.....I won't be needing the company of you fools much longer.....
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