There are no such things as tornadoes. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
Thread: Chuck Norris Facts......
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12-17-2009 04:23 PMBoat-less...
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12-19-2009 02:53 AM
Definately some funny chit.
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12-26-2009 01:17 AM
nun-chucks
P-4077 "The Swamp" S.B.Y.C. and Michigan medboat mothership
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03-11-2010 07:53 PM
Chuck Norris is so fast he can start a fire by rubbing two Ice cubes together
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03-11-2010 07:55 PM
neither the chicken nor the egg came first . . . . Chuck Norris did!
Throttles- Cleveland Construction/Traffic Light Racing 377 Talon cat
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03-11-2010 08:06 PMI saw that yesterday was his 70th birthday. 70. Hard to believe.
I also learned yesterday that his real name is Carlos Ray Norris.
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03-11-2010 08:12 PM
Chuck Norris did not turn 70 yesterday . . . . . the rest on the world receded 70 years . . .
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03-11-2010 08:13 PM
he was an Air Force S.P. in Osan AB ROK in 1962 or 3
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03-11-2010 08:39 PM
thread still makes me laugh
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03-12-2010 03:21 PM
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain
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03-12-2010 08:24 PMSite was actually started as a goof on Vin Diesel with the same one liners......someone threw Chuck Norris in there and it took off!
Chuck actually has mentioned he knows about the site and thinks it is funny!
I wouldn't want to piss him off, even at nearly twice my age I suspect there would be an azz kicking in my future!Last edited by JupiterSunsation; 03-13-2010 at 12:13 AM.
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03-12-2010 09:57 PM
My favorite one:
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands...they are now just "The Islands."