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    Yodeling......
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    > Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?
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    > Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland..
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    > Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went
    > up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night.
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    > The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn.
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    > As the story goes, the farmer's daughter asked her father. "Who is
    > that man going into the barn?"
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    > The daughter said, "Perhaps he is hungry." So she prepared a plate of
    > food for him and then took it out to the barn.
    >
    > About an hour later, the daughter returned. Her clothing disheveled
    > and straw in her hair. Straight up to bed she went.
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    > The farmer's wife was very observant. She then suggested that perhaps
    > the man was thirsty. So she fetched a bottle of wine, took it out to
    > the barn, and she too did not return for an hour. Her clothing was
    > askew, her blouse buttoned incorrectly. She also headed straight to
    > bed.
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    > The next morning at sunrise the man in the barn got up and continued
    > on his journey, waving to the farmer as he left.
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    > When the daughter awoke and learned that the visitor was gone, she
    > broke into tears. "How could he leave without even saying goodbye,"
    > she cried. "We made such passionate love last night!"
    >
    > "What!" shouted the father as he angrily ran out of the house looking
    > for the man, who by now was halfway up the mountain.
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    > The farmer screamed up at him, "I'm going to get you! You had sex with
    > my daughter!"
    >
    > The man looked back down from the mountainside, cupped his hand next
    > to his mouth, and yelled out...
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    > “LAIDTHEOLADEETOO”
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    ha ha
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    That is funny chit
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    shoulda seen that coming
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