Thread: Texts From Last Night
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02-08-2010 05:54 PMQueen of Bammin'
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02-08-2010 06:09 PM
(303) saint D looking bad...get ready to pay up big boy!!
(303) damn saints D...checks is in the mail... congratulations I'll be homeless next week!!
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02-08-2010 10:59 PM(702):
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
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I've always been the spiritual type.
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02-09-2010 05:37 AM
(419): You have become rather infamous amongst my friends...
(734): OMG I don't want to know seriously I really honestly don't remember. I blacked out. I mean is it real bad or what?
Wonder who's phone that was onP-4077 "The Swamp" S.B.Y.C. and Michigan medboat mothership
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02-09-2010 09:58 AM
Even if this one has been posted its still killer:
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Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
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she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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02-09-2010 10:08 AM
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I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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02-09-2010 12:49 PM740):
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
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02-12-2010 11:38 PM
How dare anyone let this thread reach page two. Jay, look alive over there.
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My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
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She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
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well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
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02-12-2010 11:40 PM
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02-14-2010 03:42 AM(201):
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fvck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
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02-14-2010 02:21 PM
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you ****ing puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
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02-17-2010 01:36 AM(813):
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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02-17-2010 03:09 AM
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How the **** did I get small bruises all over my body?
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Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't **** my girl while I'm taking a ****
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02-17-2010 10:14 AM
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