I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. (I just turned 60.)
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "So, do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "Do you smoke, or drink beer or wine?"
"Oh no," I replied, "and I don't take drugs, either!"
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, hiking, or bicycling?"
"No, I don't," I said.
He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No," I said.
He then looked at me and said, "Then, why do you even give a sht?!"
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02-05-2010 01:10 PMGood one pal !!
Another response could have been.
" Then you are already dead "
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02-05-2010 01:23 PM
Nice!
Warning: There will be no warning shots.
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02-05-2010 04:33 PM
I saw that coming
People we meet in life are either a Blessing or a Lesson
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02-05-2010 06:38 PM
At my funeral I'd much rather have somebody whispering "he should have known better" than "I just dont understand, he was so healthy"