I addicted to the Mall Massage Man!!!
20 minutes for $21 and no appointment needed!
I love a good massage but being some place at a certain time makes it more of an appointment in a work sense than relaxing for me.
Thread: I'm in love with a Chinese man
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01-06-2010 01:47 PM
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01-06-2010 01:56 PM
Does he give you a happy ending?
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01-06-2010 02:22 PM
Jesus man, have you no masculinity left?? First your in a MALL, then your PAYING a guy to rub on you??? Does the chinese guy have a frequent massage card? on the 5th visit you get a free giftcard to Bed Bath and Beyond???
P-4077 "The Swamp" S.B.Y.C. and Michigan medboat mothership
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01-06-2010 02:27 PM
There is no way I would let any guy rub my back!
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01-06-2010 02:31 PM
What on Earth possessed you to title this thread? Some people just cant keep it in the closet.
At least I get to use my favorite emoticon
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01-06-2010 02:56 PM
me rub yooo rongg time!!
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01-06-2010 03:22 PMHe's moved on from dolphin fondling.
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01-06-2010 03:49 PM
What a Chinese Restaurant Menu might sound like
A LA CARTE
Cum Drop Soup
Pee Yu Platter
Hoo Flung Poo
Suc Sum Tit
Yung Poon Tang
LUNCHEON SPECIALS
Sum Yung Chick........$6.99
Won Hung Lo...........$6.99
Sum Dum Fuc...........$9.69
Chu Sum Twat..........$16.99
Suc Mi Pork...........$9.69
Fuc Yu Man............$6.69
DINNER COMBINATIONS
1. Goo In Hand..............$2.69 each Includes Smeg Roll and Fortune Nookie $9.69
Fresh every 2.7 days For those dining alone
2. Goo Wee Chick............$6.99
Clothes pins extra Sloppy seconds no extra charge
3. Cum Too Soon..............$6.99
Napkins and raincoats provided Order early, these go fast
4. Suc Mi Wang..............$6.99
Children's Special Traditional Chinese Meatloaf
5. Sum Dum Chick............$4.69
No take out orders You get what you pay for
6. Fuc Mei Slo..............$6.69
Not available after 10:00 PM
7. Lik Mi Clit..............$6.99
Different and Delicious A Lip Smacking Oriental Delicacy
8. Cho Kon It...............$9.99
Not For The Light Throated
9. Fuc Sum Now..............$6.99
Same As #1 But With Extra Sauce For Those In A hurry
10. Wai Tu Yung..............$4.99
Dinner For Parties Of 3 Or More Not Available On School Nights
11. Tung Sum Chick...........$8.99
Chef's Special Chef's Special
12. Sum Gulp Cum.............$9.69
Speciality of The House Low Cal Diet SpecialLast edited by clayinaustin; 01-06-2010 at 03:57 PM.
If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!
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01-06-2010 03:51 PM
That is wrong on soooo many levels, I'm just not sure where to start.
I'm trying to get the "Intervention" people on the phone now. This could easily be their best show!!!!!!!!!
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01-06-2010 03:58 PM
Maybe MM can become Obama's Czar 4 male on male massages!!!
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01-06-2010 04:00 PMSpeechless.
Please tell me that it was Mark's Fiance posting.