Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit, please back in. "
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
Thread: Funny Business slogans....
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12-03-2009 12:27 PMWhen you feel the need for speed...Throttle Up!
GO FAST or GO HOME!
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12-03-2009 12:31 PMBy far the best!
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
Good stuff.
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12-03-2009 12:36 PM
Those are great!!!
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12-03-2009 12:56 PMDon't forget on a window treatment company van:
Caution: Blind Guy Driving!
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12-03-2009 01:13 PM
At the BBQ tank filling station by my house is a sign that explains how to reconnect your tank and check for leaks.
In bold letters it states that most leaks are due to the o ring seal being damaged at the connector and in big red letters under that it states
"Get to know your O ring".
Funny but I think this was also a very common topic of discussion in Key West by about day three
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12-03-2009 01:15 PM
On a Harley repair trailer.
"We cheat the other guy and pass the savings on to you"Treat every situation like a dog, if you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.
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12-03-2009 01:51 PM
very nice!
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12-03-2009 02:27 PM
Butcher shop...
You can't beat our meat.
"Tear gas and draft beer don't mix."
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12-03-2009 02:41 PM
My trucking business:
" Don't say fu__ it , truck it"
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12-03-2009 04:46 PM
My septic service truck:
We're #1 in the #2 business.
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12-03-2009 05:49 PM
My old electric company used to have shirts that said, "Qualified to remove your shorts".
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: Jesus Christ and the
American Military. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
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12-03-2009 06:09 PM
We have thongs that say "Go Fast or Go Home" ! Wrinklefaces kid, George wears them.
JulieWhen you feel the need for speed...Throttle Up!
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12-03-2009 07:11 PMThis company doesn't need a slogan, the name says it all.
http://www.bigassfans.com/
I was laughing for a while when I saw their booth at one of the trade shows.
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12-03-2009 08:28 PMI had a guy that worked for me doing tile. He came up with a slogan for me:
We take pride in what we hide.
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12-03-2009 09:18 PM
Smith funeral palor answering the phone
Smith funeral palor, You stab em we slab em, head stiff speakingRun until it sounds expensive
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12-03-2009 10:38 PM
Long X in my profession:
Let a dentist fill your cavity!!!
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12-04-2009 03:40 AM