Thread: Gone native
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02-14-2009 12:06 PMParabellum FJ²B
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02-14-2009 12:09 PM
I am using raid for deodorant , I am striking matches without closing the cover
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02-14-2009 12:14 PM
when you get in an elevator, face the back, it frightens people.
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02-14-2009 12:19 PM
maybe I'll pretend I am in england and drive on the wrong side of the road today. or drink crappy warm beer, oh wait I already drink crappy warm beer. maybe I'll drive the old road,it will not be easy, there are some missing spots. speed will make up for alot of shortcomings.
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02-14-2009 12:48 PM
I need an LBFM
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02-14-2009 12:52 PM
I heard the Post Office locked all THEIR doors!!!
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02-14-2009 12:52 PM
Dont they have 30 packs on the island? Just dont resort to snorting lines of margarita salt.
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02-14-2009 12:54 PM
I ran out of coffee filters 2 days ago, it is very grainy coffee. down to one last square of toilet paper, I'll save it in case company stops by. I am drinking beer that I found in my golf bag, it is at least 2 months old,
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02-14-2009 01:24 PMP-4077 "The Swamp" S.B.Y.C. and Michigan medboat mothership
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02-14-2009 01:52 PM
I've got a line an abandoned missile silo in the desert that I'm looking into.
You're welcome to hang for awhile.
Just need to make your way there.
My suggestion is to take the underground railroad to my place, and I'll stow you away in the bed of the Avalanche to get you out there - it's tin foil lined.
You need to get a pair of tweezers and remove the micro-chip implanted under the nail of your big toe. Sharp pointy ones. Right under the nail, and smack it really hard with a mallet, or booze bottle, whichever is more convenient. All the way to the cuticle, and get the chip out.
Safe transport my friend."Keep the bottle on the bar Ira, I won't be long".
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02-14-2009 02:29 PM
jersey swine is right up there with filthy hillbilly, I am trying to put on some face camo , but all I have is crayons, burnt sienna just doesn't put out the danger message.
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02-14-2009 02:31 PM
http://www.missilebases.com/
I've been waiting for the one down the road from me to come on the market but some thing tells me they may still be using it since it is so close to DC
Talk about low electric bills!!
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02-14-2009 03:42 PMBest laugh I've had this year.
Bobcat has apparently started early today.
Chickens, spatulas, Col. Kurtz and Chairman Mao. This guy should have his own TV show,
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02-14-2009 03:49 PM
but the chickens know the truth
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02-14-2009 04:37 PM
WOW!!!!! I"LL HAVE WHAT HE"S HAVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just fyi.. I have a pair of Foot-joys, and I don't golf.hahahahahhahahahahahahahaI solemnly swear that I am up to no good.