Since you all seemed to be with me on the "citizen" thing...

I have still not left Key West.

OK, so my ass is in my office chair in Ohio, but "I" haven't left, but...



I haven't shaven all week.

I'm not wearing socks, despite it being 45 degrees.

I'm wearing a 10-year-old threadbare Cigarette sweatshirt.

I'm sipping ny Diet Coke from a can comfortably wrapped in an OldSchool II coozie.



I'm getting funny looks. Part from the appearance, part from the perma-smile.

Anyone else?