I haven't had a haircut since august, I have a goatee that is the envy of every record store sales guy in the states(and western canada) colonel kurtz ain't got sh*t on me, I have gone around the bend, nutzville, bonkers, I have switched to busch light, the 18 packs is cheaper but I buy it by the case, I even drink the backwash at the bottom. I am wearing patterns with patterns, hawiian shirts and camo shorts, my sunglasses are scratched and filthy, my underwear no longer connect in the middle, I am scaring the tourists and the bums are afraid to ask me for money. I smell like two stroke oil and drakkar. the cops lock their doors when I stroll by, I'll have to be stopped eventually, send somebody good, sunkins soft, stecz is to busy trying to hold on to his crumbling empire, and his enforcer masher has had it easy for so long he is no longer a threat, fund razor, he's with the apache people now, bouy is moving to pahonix and joining a drug cartel. the fumes have gotten to glass dave and rob 's too busy, audiofin and buck are drunk . maybe rg3, it would be just like you basta*rds to send a women, It won't be easy , I 'll be ready ,I am only a week away from the no pants look, I am having my back hair shaved into an image of sy goldberg. I might vote the straight democrat ticket. I might go sailing
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02-14-2009 11:18 AMParabellum FJ²B
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02-14-2009 11:30 AM
wow!!
i didnt drink steczs koolaid...
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02-14-2009 11:32 AM
i wanna see pics you filthy bastard.....
Hi, Im Dave.. Welcome, glad to have ya.....
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02-14-2009 11:43 AM
Instead of someone being sent down, why not make the trip up to Holiday Isle next weekend? You can drunk somewhere else for a change...
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02-14-2009 11:49 AM
years of being a vikings/cubs /big ten fan have reduced me to a slobbering idiot, I just had a hard boiled egg, and I did not peel it. just got an e-mail from yahoo personals that said "good news we have no matches for you" nice, hell I would answer an e-mail from a zimbabwe millionaire, I need a drink, bottle of scotch and throw the cap away, but thats what they want me to do, get drunk and let my guard down, I am going to wear black socks and sandals, I am going to howl at the moon. I might even take a flying F*ck at a rolling doughnut. I just took apart my cell phone looking for bugs,the alarm clock and microwave are next. the tv is in pieces on the sidewalk.
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02-14-2009 11:51 AM
I am going outside to talk to the chickens, they'll know what to do!
Parabellum FJ²B
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02-14-2009 11:53 AM
do they still sell candy cigarettes ? that's what I need, some lucky strikes, my luck I would get benson &hedges.
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02-14-2009 11:54 AM
no pics for you stecz, I'll have no one looking at photos of me and touching themselves.
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02-14-2009 11:55 AM
I might be able to make it down in a coule weekks for spring break...can you hang on that long??
P-4077 "The Swamp" S.B.Y.C. and Michigan medboat mothership
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02-14-2009 01:24 PMP-4077 "The Swamp" S.B.Y.C. and Michigan medboat mothership
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02-14-2009 01:52 PM
I've got a line an abandoned missile silo in the desert that I'm looking into.
You're welcome to hang for awhile.
Just need to make your way there.
My suggestion is to take the underground railroad to my place, and I'll stow you away in the bed of the Avalanche to get you out there - it's tin foil lined.
You need to get a pair of tweezers and remove the micro-chip implanted under the nail of your big toe. Sharp pointy ones. Right under the nail, and smack it really hard with a mallet, or booze bottle, whichever is more convenient. All the way to the cuticle, and get the chip out.
Safe transport my friend."Keep the bottle on the bar Ira, I won't be long".