she had the nerve to talk about sarah palin not being hot... hahaa. lisa has the sex appeal of a walrus. :rofl:
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Taylor Mason
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grtPzldmK-c
Rich Shydner or Robin Williams.
Robin Williams, Live at The Met, is one of the greatest ever. Right up there with Pryors StandUp movies.
Mine is CASHBAR !!!!:rofl:
Lewis Black
Steven Wright
Carlin . . . . of course :D
Sam Kinison was the man...RIP
"Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row."
And the one about the late commercials for "feed the children" and the like...
"I don't feel sorry for them starving kids because I know the cameraman could give'em a sandwich."
I've always like George Carlin too...
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
Lisa Lampanelli... UGH..she has screwed more black men than hurricane katrina and the government combined....
Jay Hickman.... The famous boat ride.:rofl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTu3n-DF-Zc
George Carlin
Mitch Hedwig
Steven Wright
Richard Pryor
George Carlin
Ron White
Eddie Murphy (old school R rated)
Robin Williams
Lewis Black
Lisa Lampanelli
The guy who does the spoof on Hot Pockets --- blond hair
Dane Cook
Kinison
Pryor
Murphy
Saw Kinison in person a couple of times in the years right before his death.
Even though he's a homo...
I have seen some Daniel Tosh stand up that had me ROLLIN!
Wife even got me a DVD "Completely Serious" and it IS funnier than $hit!!!
His Comedy Central Internet review BS show will probably be the death of his career, but he hits a WIDE range of material in the stand up deals I have seen and doesn't dwell on his "preferences"
2 Kind of comedians in my book Dirty and Clean. Clean is "harder" In my opinion.
Dirty
George Carlin- classic
Eddie Murphy
Richard Prior
Sam Kinnison
Chris Rock
Daniel Tosh
Clean
Bill Cosby
Robin Williams
BRIAN REAGAN- watch out for this guy hes really funny look up "walkie talkie." & UPS
Geoff Dunham - "ventriloquist comedian"
The amazing Jonathan- magic comedy
Penn and Teller - Magic comedy
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