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clayinaustin
08-14-2009, 11:28 PM
This just too phucking funny! :sifone:

Girlfriend Doesn't Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918771)
Big Time
08-14-2009, 11:36 PM
Funny...crazy biatches!
Gladhe8er
08-15-2009, 12:18 AM
Pretty funny!
phragle
08-15-2009, 12:52 AM
he should have at least called her for one last blow job........
Expensive Date
08-15-2009, 01:56 AM
Did you invite her out on the boat this weekend:)
MattBMiller
08-15-2009, 02:27 AM
:rofl: psycho!
Tony
08-15-2009, 08:26 AM
I think I know her.
Ratickle
08-15-2009, 09:22 AM
I wouldn't exactly call them girlfriend/boyfriend if one doesn't know the other is gone out of the country, and the other makes zero plans to even try to call for two weeks.

More like exclusive F' buddies.
Bobcat
08-15-2009, 11:15 AM
a female george costanza !!!
MacGyver
08-15-2009, 12:22 PM
I bet you she was a true blond :rolleyes:
old377guy
08-15-2009, 01:58 PM
Yikes!
Scarab KV
08-15-2009, 02:40 PM
a female george costanza !!!

That's funny.:rofl::rofl:
I was watch'n Seinfeld last night while reading the clip and George came to mind.
fund razor
08-16-2009, 06:23 AM
I think I know her.

I think that I dated her. :o
03darkshadow
08-16-2009, 11:33 AM
good thing he found out sooner rather than later she was f'n crazy.
DollaBill
08-16-2009, 11:48 AM
I think I know her.

I think we all know her LOL. I knew an Em. Hmmmm kep her. Crazy biatch:ack2:
MarylandMark
08-16-2009, 12:44 PM
I'm in love...

ps- I was sure hoping that video ended with him posting naked pics to "get back at her"..
LaughingCat
08-17-2009, 02:04 PM
That was awesome. I bet she turned white as a ghost after talking to his mother. He couldn't have been too attached to her. If he was, he would've contacted her while gone (paostcard or something)

Awesome
Wrinkleface
08-17-2009, 03:04 PM
Pretty sure I dated a chick like that!!! I'm try'n 2 4get!!!!:banghead:
LaughingCat
08-17-2009, 03:06 PM
Word of Advice: Any chick that starts calling you by a goofy-a$$ nickname within the first week of meeting, has a high chance of being like this chick.
DollaBill
08-17-2009, 10:36 PM
Word of Advice: Any chick that starts calling you by a goofy-a$$ nickname within the first week of meeting, has a high chance of being like this chick.

OMG thats sooo true
phragle
08-17-2009, 10:44 PM
Word of Advice: Any chick that starts calling you by a goofy-a$$ nickname within the first week of meeting, has a high chance of being like this chick.


Those types of chicks are strickly catch and release...if you still have her around after the weekend, much less a week...you deserve whats next.....
florida gator
08-18-2009, 12:56 PM
I'm in love...

ps- I was sure hoping that video ended with him posting naked pics to "get back at her"..

Dated her and have the naked pics. I may have to put them on here so I can delete them from my laptop before the new gf finds them!!!
Wrinkleface
08-18-2009, 01:20 PM
Dated her and have the naked pics. I may have to put them on here so I can delete them from my laptop before the new gf finds them!!!

good idea!!!!!:sifone:
MarylandMark
08-19-2009, 08:47 AM
Upload them for us, then show the new spread some thing on your computer and "find" the pics of the old spread in front of her, tell her she is sooo much better than the old spread and you have no problem deleting them and thought that you already did, then tell her you bet she would look soooo much better in the same poses and then upload them for us as well. Repeat.
LaughingCat
08-19-2009, 09:38 AM
A political blog posted a link to the video. i bet the guy is on the Today Show by the end of the month. Then the chick will be dumb enough to surface and claim she didn't send those emails. So his friends will all emerge for their 15 minutes of fame to confirm the story and the ratings for NBC go through the roof. Then they announce their new Fall line-up which includes the highly anticipated:

"Hiking the Himilaya's with Schmuckstein and the Irate Girlfriend"

To which, all the tabloid crap-a-zines plaster their covers with these two people we all ready don't care about. but we are all distracted from the true crisis that plagues our country:

Was Michael Jackson murdered? and Who gets to watch his kids.



I can't wait for the downfall of cable news
florida gator
08-19-2009, 10:45 AM
Upload them for us, then show the new spread some thing on your computer and "find" the pics of the old spread in front of her, tell her she is sooo much better than the old spread and you have no problem deleting them and thought that you already did, then tell her you bet she would look soooo much better in the same poses and then upload them for us as well. Repeat.


You guys can come up with some pretty crazy ideas to get naked pics up here. So here's a pg in the spirit of football season being right around the corner. Ooops, can't find that one again now. Put it on dock hookers thread yesterday.

Nobody's getting the new one!!! But, I will say 100x hotter!!!
Geronimo36
08-19-2009, 11:47 AM
Those types of chicks are strickly catch and release...if you still have her around after the weekend, much less a week...you deserve whats next.....

Add to that, one that says "I love you" in the first couple weeks....:leaving:
Wrinkleface
08-19-2009, 12:39 PM
That music was great w/ it!!!!:sifone:
MarylandMark
08-20-2009, 05:51 PM
But, I will say 100x hotter!!!

prove it.. :biggrinjester:
HiZ
08-20-2009, 08:45 PM
That was SO messed!
Seriously, what if he got into an accident or something serious happened!
Cracked out