View Full Version : 100 Best Movie Lines in 200 Seconds
LaughingCat
07-25-2009, 01:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QUT0tweX1M&feature=player_embedded
Bring up any others you didn't see here.
LaughingCat
07-25-2009, 01:42 PM
I was surprised to see some clips in there. They showed Bloodsport. A B movie at best, but I loved it.
clayinaustin
07-26-2009, 11:33 AM
I'm surprised how many I remember! :p
JupiterSunsation
07-26-2009, 11:43 AM
should have included Ferris Bueller, Full Metal Jacket too
should have included Ferris Bueller, Full Metal Jacket too
I was thinking Ferris Bueller too...
"I don't even have a piece of **** of my own, I have to envy yours":sifone:
MacGyver
07-26-2009, 12:06 PM
"I want my two dollars" :)
MacGyver
07-26-2009, 12:07 PM
It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.- Hit it.
Mac - 2 very good candidates.:)
Bobcat
07-26-2009, 12:18 PM
gotta pool , gotta pond........pond would be good for you carl
Bobcat
07-26-2009, 12:19 PM
It's czechloslovakia, it's like wisconsin,
I once got the s h i t beat out of me in wisconsin
MacGyver
07-26-2009, 01:15 PM
It's czechloslovakia, it's like wisconsin,
I once got the s h i t beat out of me in wisconsin
:)
Get busy living, or get busy dying.
That's bold talk for a one eyed fat man.
Bobcat
07-26-2009, 04:58 PM
That's bold talk for a one eyed fat man.
"fill your hands you sonsabi tches":sifone: love John Wayne
LaughingCat
07-26-2009, 05:34 PM
Boy, wouldn't give a squirt of **** to save your ass now.
Lots of bodies buried in that desert.
JupiterSunsation
07-26-2009, 07:42 PM
newer movie, lets see if you guys get it:
that would have been a bad job to take, would have ended up dead that is how a conspiracy works. Them boys on the grassy knoll were dead in 3 hours......
You know that for sure?
Still got the shovel..........
drpete3
07-26-2009, 08:16 PM
1.21 jigowatts!
drpete3
07-26-2009, 08:17 PM
I got 2 guns one for each of ya....Dock Holiday
drpete3
07-26-2009, 08:17 PM
Lets not forget
YOU JUST SAID YOUR SISTER WAS HOT. WHAT A FOR-EEK. You're going to Hell, man.~
Bobcat
07-26-2009, 10:18 PM
I'll be your huckleberry
MOBILEMERCMAN
07-26-2009, 10:27 PM
That's my boat.
Bobcat
07-26-2009, 10:32 PM
Never get off the fu ckin boat man! fu cking tigers!
JJ Apache
07-26-2009, 10:38 PM
Got your rubbers, Chiefy?
How would you like a nice greasy pork sandwhich, served up in a dirty ashtray?
Bobcat
07-26-2009, 10:39 PM
chet?
Wrinkleface
07-26-2009, 10:39 PM
Clint in The Enforcer "That's Mighty White of U"!!!!!!!!!!!!:26:
JJ Apache
07-26-2009, 10:41 PM
chet?
Ding, ding! Thats what we used to call my brother Jim !!!! :sifone:
JJ Apache
07-26-2009, 10:42 PM
Look at him Lisa, anybody with a hairtut like thats gotta be an assh ole!!
MOBILEMERCMAN
07-26-2009, 10:42 PM
That's how you fix a Russian space station.
JJ Apache
07-26-2009, 10:46 PM
Are you horney, baby, yeah!
MOBILEMERCMAN
07-26-2009, 10:50 PM
Hey little girl, do you like hard candy?
JJ Apache
07-26-2009, 10:57 PM
Porkys: Did you take my cherry, you saucy little Devil?
clayinaustin
07-26-2009, 10:59 PM
Hey! You scratched my anchor! :p
Wobble
07-26-2009, 10:59 PM
It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.- Hit it.
I love that one:sifone:
JJ Apache
07-26-2009, 11:01 PM
Hey! You scratched my anchor! :p
Love that scene! And the Champagne bottle breaking the boat!!!!!:26:
LaughingCat
07-27-2009, 02:30 PM
Shut up, Fat Jesus
LaughingCat
07-27-2009, 02:31 PM
Hey! You scratched my anchor! :p
Love that movie.
"Hey Doc, why don't you go work on your putz."
JJ Apache
07-27-2009, 02:55 PM
"Wanna go sort Holy Cards?"
DonziGirl
07-27-2009, 03:37 PM
newer movie, lets see if you guys get it:
that would have been a bad job to take, would have ended up dead that is how a conspiracy works. Them boys on the grassy knoll were dead in 3 hours......
You know that for sure?
Still got the shovel..........
Shooter
DonziGirl
07-27-2009, 03:38 PM
I shot a guy with a flare gun!
LaughingCat
07-27-2009, 05:05 PM
Not from a movie, but a comedy Central Roast:
"During the commercial break, Snoop Dogg broke wind and everyone in the front row got the munchies."
LaughingCat
07-27-2009, 05:13 PM
I'm reluctant to put this thread outside of the Uncensored section because every joke in these roasts is x-rated. But there are so many funny lines, I'd like to know what your favorites are.
Here are some of mine:
"During the commercial break, Snoop Dogg broke wind and everyone in the front row got the munchies."
"How is it Courtney Love looks worse than Kurt Cobain." - Jeffrey Ross
(From Pamela Anderson Roast) I see Anna nicole is here tonight. We could do a roast for her to and use the same jokes. . . and FAT jokes. (she flicks him off.) "Someone get her a 90 year old c-ck to suck on."
"She's f-cked more negros than FEMA"
Cash Bar
07-28-2009, 12:00 AM
He used it as a chance to put his testicles all over me.
Come again?
Ahh, how you say....octopus....testicles...?
No...tentacles....NT....BIG difference.
Expensive Date
07-28-2009, 12:22 AM
My cousin Vinny " Do you really think bambi cares what kind of pants the SOB was wearing when he shot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba7QvrreqU4
Expensive Date
07-28-2009, 12:33 AM
I never seen a grit before
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYoYPJ5uwFg&feature=related
insanity
07-28-2009, 12:50 AM
lets not forget
you just said your sister was hot. What a for-eek. You're going to hell, man.~
"you like them spinnin' wheels!?"
RUNNINTHERIVER
07-28-2009, 09:23 AM
" I'll have what she's havin" classic!
LaughingCat
07-28-2009, 01:45 PM
Good Will Hunting:
Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with, get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, send in the Marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a ****. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And, of course, the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and ****in' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the ****in' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin', 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure **** it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.
drpete3
07-28-2009, 04:02 PM
Christmas vacation
Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?
drpete3
07-28-2009, 04:03 PM
and another favorite
Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny ****ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of *******s this side of the nuthouse.
You FUCHED up.....you trusted us!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-glKGjp50Ug
How many great lines are in that movie?????
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I got 2 guns one for each of ya....Dock Holiday
Great movie.
I'll be your huckleberry.
Never get off the fu ckin boat man! fu cking tigers!
Apocolypse Now
Drop the gun. Take the canoles.
I only recognize two higher athorities. One is my commander, Colonel Nathan R Jessup, and the other one is the Lord our God.
LaughingCat
07-29-2009, 09:34 PM
Let the record reflect the defendant does not recognize this court as an authority.
"Try not to suck any d**k on your way through the parking lot."
Perlmudder
07-29-2009, 10:29 PM
how you like them apples?!
RebarBox
07-29-2009, 11:31 PM
...and this one time, at bandcamp...:willy_nilly:
drpete3
07-30-2009, 07:20 AM
:rofl:
...and this one time, at bandcamp...:willy_nilly:
showtime83
07-31-2009, 02:17 PM
I shot a guy with a flare gun!
sahara
Man, the Admiral's gonna be mad when he hears you lost his satellite phone.
Not as mad as when Rudi tells him it was attached to the boat.
Brother Maynard, consult the Holy Book of Armaments.
showtime83
07-31-2009, 10:29 PM
Man, the Admiral's gonna be mad when he hears you lost his satellite phone.
Not as mad as when Rudi tells him it was attached to the boat.
Its kind of pass/fail, i always thought that was easier.
DonziGirl
07-31-2009, 11:08 PM
Welcome to Costco, I love you.
Offshoredrillin
08-01-2009, 07:59 AM
Ever been to a turkish prison Tommy?
A hospital, what is it?
It's a big building where they help sick people, but thats not important now.
Surely you cant mean that.
I do, and stop calling me Shirley.
jayboat
08-02-2009, 10:37 AM
I think you've got my stapler.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOrgLj9lOwk
LaughingCat
08-02-2009, 11:19 AM
That's what i like about high school chicks, I get older and they stay the same age.
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