Questions that will never be answered...

[Buoy]

So, I'm putting away laundry this afternoon...
Last week, I wore 3 identical pair of brown dress socks.
I have an even number of feet (2, just like most).
All socks went into hamper in pairs.
Have to be of the assumption that when hamper was emptied, all socks went into washer, (hamper empty), and then into dryer (washer empty).
How the hell do I now only have 5 socks?

[Dude! Sweet!]

Transdimensional portal in your dryer.

[Dude! Sweet!]

Your sock returned to its home universe. You should be happy for it.

[MacGyver]

A rift in the time/space continuum?

[Buoy]

Your sock returned to its home universe. You should be happy for it.

Can we round up some illegal immigrants and stuff them in there?

[MacGyver]

Actually I'm still guessing where one of my socks magically disappeared to also.

[Buoy]

Will it also work with ex-wives?

I may have a new business opportunity.:sifone:

[Bobcat]

brown socks.................................brown crocs !:dupe:

[MacGyver]

So, I'm putting away laundry this afternoon...
Last week, I wore 3 identical pair of brown dress socks.

I don't even own three pairs of dress socks, just one pair. Only used for weddings and funerals. Both sad days :D

[BBB725]

That's why all my socks are white:sifone:

[Bobcat]

I only practice "safe socks" in the laundryroom:03:

[Tony]

I seem to have that problem with my black dress socks as well. Let me know if you figure out where they go.

-Donzi

[MacGyver]

Why are complete idiots in position to make decisions that they have no clue as to the outcome? That piece of paper on the wall doesn't make you street smart.

[Dude! Sweet!]

Why are complete idiots in position to make decisions that they have no clue as to the outcome? That piece of paper on the wall doesn't make you street smart.

Then again, they're not working on the street...

Sorry bud, sounds like you're having a bad day. Have a couple of coldies and sit in a law chair shooting at the neigbor's cat with a pellet pistol. That always cheers me up! :sifone:

[cuda]

That's why all my socks are white:sifone:

Mine too. I have one pair of black Sunday go to meeting socks.

[mosi]

That's why I paint my feet before I go out.


No socks for me.

[MacGyver]

Then again, they're not working on the street...

Sorry bud, sounds like you're having a bad day. Have a couple of coldies and sit in a law chair shooting at the neigbor's cat with a pellet pistol. That always cheers me up! :sifone:

Thanks. Yup...bad the DFC owner on a job really pizzed me off today. She is so phucking stupid :cuss: What would have been a quality, professional electrical service installation turned into a battle over field stone......that was totally hidden behind the panel I was installing. Now the Biitch is gonna get an ugly hack job just to get the panel on the wall. Stupid cun.......

[Buoy]

Brown socks are for going on job interviews, black socks are for formal occasions.
I don't think the brown socks had ever been worn before, but the job search warrants it.

All other socks are white.

[JupiterSunsation]

So, I'm putting away laundry this afternoon...
Last week, I wore 3 identical pair of brown dress socks.
I have an even number of feet (2, just like most).
All socks went into hamper in pairs.
Have to be of the assumption that when hamper was emptied, all socks went into washer, (hamper empty), and then into dryer (washer empty).
How the hell do I now only have 5 socks?


UPS guy take the brown one since he thought it was his.......he was over making a special delivery to the Mrs? :rofl:

[Buoy]

UPS guy take the brown one since he thought it was his.......he was over making a special delivery to the Mrs? :rofl:

The Mrs. has been at work, I been at home looking for a job.

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

My socks stay safe in the drawer. Like new rarely worn.

croc men don't have sock problems:biggrinjester:

[JupiterSunsation]

The Mrs. has been at work, I been at home looking for a job.


Maybe he was making a special DNA delivery for you? :26:

[Wrinkleface]

dog ate it!!! Check the POO:biggrinjester:

[Tony]

Im in the process of solving this....post #15.

http://www.seriousoffshore.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5131&highlight=lint+trap If this doenst work then we call the boys at pecission remotes.


If you dont understand it, just kill it. Problem solved.

[LaughingCat]

It's called the 'hozone'. You should've been reading Snigglets in teh 80's with the rest of us who weren't getting laid.

[Buoy]

Im in the process of solving this....post #15.

http://www.seriousoffshore.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5131&highlight=lint+trap If this doenst work then we call the boys at pecission remotes.


If you dont understand it, just kill it. Problem solved.

Didn't realize we already had a thread.
It just happened to me today, and I found myself searching for knowledge.

[FormulaOne]

Wrinkle face likely solved the mystery. Before shana, when I had a revolving door in the bedroom, many a sock, bra, panty, and the occasional rubber came up missing in the morning. After searching the house I see bam bam licking her chops. Mans best friend....unfortunatly doesn't have the knowledge to decide when she has to help concele evidence and when she doesn't.

[Bobcat]

My socks stay safe in the drawer. Like new rarely worn.

croc men don't have sock problems:biggrinjester:

a booger just flew out my nose on that !:26::sifone:

[Buoy]

Wrinkle face likely solved the mystery. Before shana, when I had a revolving door in the bedroom, many a sock, bra, panty, and the occasional rubber came up missing in the morning. After searching the house I see bam bam licking her chops. Mans best friend....unfortunatly doesn't have the knowledge to decide when she has to help concele evidence and when she doesn't.

I will take that into consideration, and I will put Dyce and Gaitz in interrogation.:dupe:

[phragle]

one sock, two socks
black sock, brown sock
brown sock, brown croc
soft socks from dryer sheets
stinky sock on your feet
socks come in twos
they come in red and blues
smelly sock, phew
dissapearing socks, what to do
oh good grief, it's a dryer thief
a single sock but two feet
sock gremlins cheer Buoys defeat

[MarylandMark]

should be de-feet LOL!

[rchevelle71]

Why do fat girls wear sleeveless shirts:willy_nilly:

[cigdaze]

Dude, you need to get out of the house...
:D

But ya, that mystery has plagued us all at one time or another.

[sledge]

Call me a spoil sport....but they tend to go over the basket in the washing machine. Pop the lid, see if you can find it in there....

[Warlock28SXT]

Can we round up some illegal immigrants and stuff them in there?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[MacGyver]

Why do fat girls wear sleeveless shirts:willy_nilly:

The same reason they wear stretch pants :ack2:

[03darkshadow]

its the centaurs from the land of Narnia that come through the back of your dryer and steal a sock just to pi*s you off.

[Buoy]

its the centaurs from the land of Narnia that come through the back of your dryer and steal a sock just to pi*s you off.

So we're ruling out the washer as a suspect?

[03darkshadow]

So we're ruling out the washer as a suspect?



the washer is an innocent bystander that the centaurs are framing. It's an elaborate scheme to steal half of the black socks in the world so no one person will have a single matching pair. its all just for sh*ts and giggles on their parts.... they're jerks.

[DonziGirl]

I didn't think they could come through the Wardrobe like that. Sneaky

[Bobcat]

if you are a liberal do you have a "peacedrobe"???:03:

[TCEd]

check the lint filter or the duct, socks may be in the backyard.