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Perlmudder
05-22-2009, 02:00 PM
So lets hear it! If you had to be locked in one store for a week with one other person what store would it be? I think I would do Costco because they have everything! And if it was a Costco in the states I bet they have booze! But seriously, they have all the food you could eat, entertainment, and a bunch of other fun stuff. Anybody have anything better?

Davidmnc
05-22-2009, 02:04 PM
As much as I hate to say it...............It would have to be Wal-Mart. Food, beer, big screen TVs, drugs, cloths. Hell they even have a Wii set up right in the store. Wally World for me. And I would want that midget porn chick for company!

Bobcat
05-22-2009, 02:26 PM
bass pro shop in springfield missouri , they got machine guns, food ,booze and live fish to shoot with the machine guns. and a couple of mannequins that would do in a pinch:26::26::sifone:

Sea-Dated
05-22-2009, 02:47 PM
Super Wal-Mart that still has a gun dept......

getchasum111
05-22-2009, 02:50 PM
marijuana dispensery....they have cookies and brownies to eat....

Ratickle
05-22-2009, 02:54 PM
I'm kinda with Bobcat on this. The Cabela's store in Michigan is incredible. Lakes with salmon, streams with trout, giant aquariums with bass and bluegill, mountains, a restuarant, lots of guns, ammo, bows, stuffed elephants, lions, etc., etc......

Davidmnc
05-22-2009, 03:24 PM
As much as I hate to say it...............It would have to be Wal-Mart. Food, beer, big screen TVs, drugs, cloths. Hell they even have a Wii set up right in the store. Wally World for me. And I would want that midget porn chick for company!

Not a single comment about what a perv I am. Damn guys. I gave you one of the easiest set ups ever. Where is Rob when you need him?

Ratickle
05-22-2009, 03:27 PM
Not a single comment about what a perv I am. Damn guys. I gave you one of the easiest set ups ever. Where is Rob when you need him?

We knew you were serious so it wasn't as good of a setup as you thought....:)

phragle
05-22-2009, 03:31 PM
the moonlight bunny ranch...

sellsman11
05-22-2009, 03:38 PM
the moonlight bunny ranch...


dammit!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR....you bet me to it by minutes.

Ratickle
05-22-2009, 03:39 PM
the moonlight bunny ranch...


dammit!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR....you bet me to it by minutes.

But what would you eat??????

(Don't answer that)

Davidmnc
05-22-2009, 03:42 PM
But what would you eat??????

(Don't answer that)

I can't be leave he asked that? :ack2:

Davidmnc
05-22-2009, 03:43 PM
We knew you were serious so it wasn't as good of a setup as you thought....:)

Oh..........okay :leaving:

phragle
05-22-2009, 04:32 PM
But what would you eat??????

(Don't answer that)

I'm answering...

Pizzahut delivers :sifone:

Chris
05-22-2009, 09:17 PM
I'd pick the Pier 57 showroom.

03darkshadow
05-22-2009, 09:58 PM
But what would you eat??????

(Don't answer that)



I think i would pick the same place. :sifone:


there's plenty to eat. :03::03:


although i think a lot of the food probably has herpes... :rofl:

MattBMiller
05-22-2009, 10:55 PM
I'm kinda with Bobcat on this. The Cabela's store in Michigan is incredible. Lakes with salmon, streams with trout, giant aquariums with bass and bluegill, mountains, a restuarant, lots of guns, ammo, bows, stuffed elephants, lions, etc., etc......

I pick Cabelas

buck
05-22-2009, 11:23 PM
As much as I hate to say it...............It would have to be Wal-Mart. Food, beer, big screen TVs, drugs, cloths. Hell they even have a Wii set up right in the store. Wally World for me. And I would want that midget porn chick for company!

You wouldn't do it in a Wal Mart around here. No alcohol allowed in the Wally Worlds here. :ack2:

BY U BOY
05-23-2009, 12:07 AM
I'd pick the Pier 57 showroom.

I'm with you:26:

Dude! Sweet!
05-23-2009, 01:02 AM
Hustler store on Sunset. :)

phragle
05-23-2009, 01:16 AM
Hustler store on Sunset. :)

I've been there :sifone:

Dude! Sweet!
05-23-2009, 01:42 AM
Used to live down the street!

And now... I'm going boating! If you don't hear from me tomorrow, tell them to look for me off the breakwall in LB! :D

Bobcat
05-23-2009, 09:11 AM
I'd pick the Pier 57 showroom.

you know that frankie lives there full time, I wouldn't wish that on LDD:dupe::dupe:

Chris
05-23-2009, 10:19 AM
Woods owns the nightclub/restaurant across the street- if we can sneak over for beer and sandwiches, we'll be OK.

Davidmnc
05-23-2009, 11:18 AM
You wouldn't do it in a Wal Mart around here. No alcohol allowed in the Wally Worlds here. :ack2:

That sucks!

ThrottleUp Props
05-24-2009, 03:30 PM
I have to say I am a bit disappointed.....I thought for sure that one of you would hold up in a XTC Superstore. Its basically an adult toy store the size of a Walmart. VERY helpful stafff and Endless entertainment. Fruit roll up underwear and more engery drinks than you can shake a stick at! I really thought at least one of you could hang at the XTC.

Julie

MacGyver
05-24-2009, 07:28 PM
I have to say I am a bit disappointed.....I thought for sure that one of you would hold up in a XTC Superstore. Its basically an adult toy store the size of a Walmart. VERY helpful stafff and Endless entertainment. Fruit roll up underwear and more engery drinks than you can shake a stick at! I really thought at least one of you could hang at the XTC.

Julie


Julie, I'm not gonna ask how you know all this info :rofl::leaving:

Boss252
05-24-2009, 09:27 PM
I'd pick Hooters. Wing booze and Babes

Tommy Gun
05-24-2009, 10:49 PM
Hooters is a restaurant and the Bunny Ranch is a "spa"...and there is no mention of taking anything with you when you leave ...so what STORE would I want to be locked in??? I'll have to think about it. Probably will be in Amsterdam...

Trim'd Up
05-25-2009, 11:51 AM
I think it would probably be Cabela's or the Bass Pro in Springfield, MO. Lots of chit to keep me entertained. :D

MarylandMark
05-27-2009, 05:33 PM
I have to say I am a bit disappointed.....I thought for sure that one of you would hold up in a XTC Superstore. Its basically an adult toy store the size of a Walmart. VERY helpful stafff and Endless entertainment. Fruit roll up underwear and more engery drinks than you can shake a stick at! I really thought at least one of you could hang at the XTC.

Julie

:biggrinjester: shaking stick now...

Tony
05-28-2009, 08:04 AM
It would be a toss up between Midway USA (more gun stuff than Bass Pro)
McMaster Carr (think of all the fun **** you could build)
The Party Source Covington, KY Liqour store on steroids.

Wrinkleface
05-28-2009, 08:06 AM
Wally World for me. And I would want that midget porn chick for company!

Is that what Pengy's R into????? U sick tard!!! There probably have been some of those on Jerry Springer!!!!:26:

florida gator
05-28-2009, 08:10 AM
I have to say I am a bit disappointed.....I thought for sure that one of you would hold up in a XTC Superstore. Its basically an adult toy store the size of a Walmart. VERY helpful stafff and Endless entertainment. Fruit roll up underwear and more engery drinks than you can shake a stick at! I really thought at least one of you could hang at the XTC.

Julie

There's probably not an XTC around every corner in the rest of the country. Just here:drool5:

Davidmnc
05-28-2009, 08:57 AM
Is that what Pengy's R into????? U sick tard!!! There probably have been some of those on Jerry Springer!!!!:26:

I think you are rubbing off on me.

Mark
05-28-2009, 12:21 PM
But what would you eat??????

(Don't answer that)

STILL laughing my azz off!!!!!!!!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Wobble
05-28-2009, 01:27 PM
Harrods Department store in London http://www.harrods.com/HarrodsStore/GlobalPages/Services.aspx?Id=a653f3f2-8448-42d4-b114-995f3be99b30

first class all the way:cheers2:

ThrottleUp Props
05-29-2009, 09:46 AM
There's probably not an XTC around every corner in the rest of the country. Just here:drool5:

That would explain why we have so many snowbirds!:biggrinjester: Winters in the north with no XTC stores....I shutter to think!

Julie

ThrottleUp Props
05-29-2009, 09:46 AM
I think you are rubbing off on me.

Please tell me he didn't.....

Julie

ThrottleUp Props
05-29-2009, 09:47 AM
Harrods Department store in London http://www.harrods.com/HarrodsStore/GlobalPages/Services.aspx?Id=a653f3f2-8448-42d4-b114-995f3be99b30

first class all the way:cheers2:

Remember back in the day you could even buy a Lion Cub there!

Julie

Edward R. Cozzi
05-30-2009, 10:57 AM
I've given this some serious thought and I pick Victoria's Secret...but the catalog models need to be locked in with me along with an unlimited supply of Cialus and an attorney to draw-up my last will and testament.

Ratickle
05-30-2009, 11:07 AM
I've given this some serious thought and I pick Victoria's Secret...but the catalog models need to be locked in with me along with an unlimited supply of Cialus and an attorney to draw-up my last will and testament.

Don't forget the oxygen.......:sifone:

Edward R. Cozzi
05-30-2009, 06:24 PM
Where my face would be buried it would be very difficult to get oxygen to me.

Ratickle
05-30-2009, 08:51 PM
Where my face would be buried it would be very difficult to get oxygen to me.

That's why you use the small hoses shoved up each nostril.......:sifone:

Bobcat
05-30-2009, 10:30 PM
I've given this some serious thought and I pick Victoria's Secret...but the catalog models need to be locked in with me along with an unlimited supply of Cialus and an attorney to draw-up my last will and testament.

ed , the mannequins will do in a pinch !:drool5: