Miss Cali is dating King Douchebag Michael Phelps?! I'm gona puke

[DollaBill]

what has this world come to. She is ruined now. She might as well have been in one of those "zoo sex" vids now. :ack2:

[stecz20]

what.. hes as ugly as they come.. you think with his money he would at least fix his teeth... meatbag....

[Perlmudder]

She sits on his face for 20 minutes (those dolphin lungs are coming in handy!) since he suffers from homo-unerectus. That means his wang is hugeified not by women but by a man.

[DollaBill]

I know. The dick looks like a friggin caveman. He has got to be the most awkward douche ever. Makes my blood boil. Waste of perfectly good azz. Well my day is ruined

[Wrinkleface]

what.. hes as ugly as they come.. you think with his money he would at least fix his teeth... meatbag....

I'll take his money!!!!!!:26:

[Wrinkleface]

Well my day is ruined

Ahhh, go whack off & chalk it up 2 estrogen!!!!:26:

[DollaBill]

I'll take his money!!!!!!:26:

I wouldn't trade places for anything if I had to be that douchey.

[Wrinkleface]

I wouldn't trade places for anything if I had to be that douchey.

I think U missed my response!! I will take care of his teeth 4 $$$$$$$$$$$$$:sifone:

[waterboy222]

shes not THAT great in bed, guys..

[sledge]

If she's as Christian as she says she is, then she won't do a chick. Not so appealing. And while I'm glad silicone is making a comeback, I'm still a fan of natural...

[Wrinkleface]

shes not THAT great in bed, guys..

off the pipe!!!!:biggrinjester:

[DollaBill]

If she's as Christian as she says she is, then she won't do a chick. Not so appealing. And while I'm glad silicone is making a comeback, I'm still a fan of natural...

religion screws up so many chicks that could be so dirty.

[RLJ676]

religion screws up so many chicks that could be so dirty.

Aren't they usually the dirtiest?

[DollaBill]

Aren't they usually the dirtiest?

oustanding point

[stecz20]

Aren't they usually the dirtiest?

yes, correct... i love catholic girls.. yummy...:26::26:

[Bobcat]

yes, correct... i love catholic girls.. yummy...:26::26:

"with their tiny little mustache":)

[Chris]

She held on to her crown and her title, so you know she had to blow that old scumbag Trump. Phelps is a definite step up.

[Wrinkleface]

She held on to her crown and her title, so you know she had to blow that old scumbag Trump. Phelps is a definite step up.

tell us how ya really feel there Mr. SERIOUS!!!!!!:26: your pizzed cuz he didn't have 2 text!!!

[fund razor]

"with their tiny little mustache":)

I was gonna quote some more of the song.... but that's pretty much the entire clean part. :D

[Chris]

It cracks me up watching Trump sit in moral judgement of ANYONE.

At the end of the day, it's manufactured theatrics meant to keep him and his properties in the media.

[Wrinkleface]

It cracks me up watching Trump sit in moral judgement of ANYONE.

At the end of the day, it's manufactured theatrics meant to keep him and his properties in the media.

agreed, saw him on GMA this am!!! POS!!:beatdeadhorse5:

[Cash Bar]

21 posts and not a single pic of that amazingly hot piece of azz? WTF !!

[MattBMiller]

21 posts and not a single pic of that amazingly hot piece of azz? WTF !!

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/images/200904/20090422ho_newmissusa_500.jpg

[Ratickle]

A link....

http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/carrie_prejean_2#41804

[Perlmudder]

We were at Guvernment last Saturday for my best friends birthday. Brodie Jenner had a booth a couple down from us. I would rather bang his GF Jayden Nicole the playmate.

[pullmytrigger]

We were at Guvernment last Saturday for my best friends birthday. Brodie Jenner had a booth a couple down from us. I would rather bang his GF Jayden Nicole the playmate.

did you know Jayde Nicole is from Port Perry?......like 10 minutes from my place.

[Perlmudder]

did you know Jayde Nicole is from Port Perry?......like 10 minutes from my place.

really? shes a hottie!