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OldSchool
05-05-2009, 12:21 PM
LIFE IN THE 1500'S

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water
temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be.
Here are some facts about the 1500s:

These are interesting...

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May,
and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell,
so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the
custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had
the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then
the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the
water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying,
Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water..

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath.
It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other
small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof When it rained it became
slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence
the saying .. It's raining cats and dogs.

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a
real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up
your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the
top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence
the saying, Dirt poor. The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery
in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep
their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you
opened the door , it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was
placed in the entranceway. Hence the saying a thresh hold.

(Getting quite an education, aren't you?)

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always
hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot.
They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the
stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then
start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there
for quite a while. Hence the rhyme, Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold,
peas porridge in the pot nine days old..

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When
visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a
sign of wealth that a man could, bring home the bacon. They would cut off a
little to share with guests and would all sit around and chew the fat..

Those with money had plates! made of pewter. Food with high acid content
caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning
death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or
so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the
loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the upper crust.

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes
knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road
would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on
the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around
and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom
of holding a wake.

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places
to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a
bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25
coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized
they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist
of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie
it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the
graveyard shift.) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be, saved by
the bell or was considered a dead ringer..

And that's the truth...Now, whoever said History was boring ! ! !

Perlmudder
05-05-2009, 12:27 PM
seen that one! its pretty darn interesting!

MarylandMark
05-05-2009, 01:02 PM
I read every word- cool stuff

old377guy
05-05-2009, 03:18 PM
fascinating

cigdaze
05-05-2009, 03:21 PM
Interesting.
:)

phragle
05-05-2009, 03:24 PM
nice fictional anecdote.... bit a few of them are just completely unfeasible..

MattBMiller
05-05-2009, 03:30 PM
Intersting. Long read though!

Ratickle
05-05-2009, 03:51 PM
LIFE IN THE 1500'S

And that's the truth...Now, whoever said History was boring ! ! !

Hard to believe you can still remember all that. ......:sifone:

Sea-Dated
05-05-2009, 04:39 PM
That is interesting.....

Wobble
05-05-2009, 04:41 PM
I have seen the straw roofs, they are completely waterproof and tough enough to last fifty years, very tightly packed and woven with wood.

They are actually water reeds but appear to be straw

http://thatchco.com/thatchpg/faq.htm

Wobble
05-05-2009, 04:45 PM
it seems the rest of it is wrong too

http://www.snopes.com/language/phrases/1500.asp

OldSchool
05-05-2009, 05:28 PM
Snopes ruins everything!!!!:boxing_smiley::(:rofl:

Roger 1
05-06-2009, 11:33 AM
Snopes ruins everything!!!!:boxing_smiley::(:rofl:

I agree. I don't even want to look up Willy Wonkas Chocolate Factory. I suppose they will say that isn't real either!:(

MarylandMark
05-06-2009, 12:07 PM
snopes ruins everything!!!!:boxing_smiley::(:rofl:

+1

Magic Medicine
05-06-2009, 01:30 PM
Snopes ruins everything!!!!:boxing_smiley::(:rofl:

yep

clayinaustin
05-06-2009, 01:45 PM
it seems the rest of it is wrong too

http://www.snopes.com/language/phrases/1500.asp

Ha Ha! You beat me too it! :p

Dude! Sweet!
05-07-2009, 11:01 AM
Dude, I don't know about you guys, but if I hadn't showered in a month (May to June), I'd probably smell more than a little gamey... Especially if I was some sort of unskilled agricultural laborer. I'll guess in no more than 3 days I'd smell like a chimpanzee and by the end of the month, I'd smell like a rotten egg farted, threw up from the smell, ate it and had a fart from eating that... :D

Bobcat
05-07-2009, 03:48 PM
I stink after 4 hours at work, then I s h i t my pants:(

Wobble
05-07-2009, 03:51 PM
I stink after 4 hours at work, then I s h i t my pants:(


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