Edward R. Cozzi
04-21-2009, 09:03 AM
On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D. C., House Speaker Nancy
Pelosi's aide visited the Cardinal of the National Cathedral.
He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next
day's sermon, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to
the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.
The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and there
are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi's views."
Pelosi's aide then said, "Look. I'll write a check
here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just
tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint."
The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the
money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."
As Pelosi's aide promised, House Speaker Pelosi appeared for the Sunday
sermon and seated herself prominently at the edge of the main aisle.
And, during the sermon, as promised, the Cardinal pointed out that
House Speaker Pelosi was present.
Then the Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation -- "While
Speaker Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to a few, she is not my
favorite person.
Some of her views are contrary to those of the church and moral
acceptance, and she tends to flip-flop on many other views. Nancy Pelosi
is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a pompous nit-wit.
Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief.
Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic or Christian or moral
human being that I have ever personally witnessed.
She married for money and is using it to lie to the American people.
She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations
both in Washington and in California . She simply is not to be trusted."
"She leads all in D.C. in polluting the environment.
The Cardinal completed his view of Pelosi with, "But, when compared to
Representative Barney Frank and Senators Ted Kennedy, Harry Reid,
Christopher Dodd and John Kerry, House Speaker Pelosi is a saint."
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Pelosi's aide visited the Cardinal of the National Cathedral.
He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next
day's sermon, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to
the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.
The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and there
are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi's views."
Pelosi's aide then said, "Look. I'll write a check
here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just
tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint."
The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the
money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."
As Pelosi's aide promised, House Speaker Pelosi appeared for the Sunday
sermon and seated herself prominently at the edge of the main aisle.
And, during the sermon, as promised, the Cardinal pointed out that
House Speaker Pelosi was present.
Then the Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation -- "While
Speaker Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to a few, she is not my
favorite person.
Some of her views are contrary to those of the church and moral
acceptance, and she tends to flip-flop on many other views. Nancy Pelosi
is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a pompous nit-wit.
Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief.
Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic or Christian or moral
human being that I have ever personally witnessed.
She married for money and is using it to lie to the American people.
She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations
both in Washington and in California . She simply is not to be trusted."
"She leads all in D.C. in polluting the environment.
The Cardinal completed his view of Pelosi with, "But, when compared to
Representative Barney Frank and Senators Ted Kennedy, Harry Reid,
Christopher Dodd and John Kerry, House Speaker Pelosi is a saint."
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