America and Jerry Springer

[Chris]

Every once in a while, I come to the realization that the Jerry Springer show just might be a pretty accurate representation of what's going on in America.

A couple of days ago, I'm checking out of my hotel. I'm dead center in the rural mid-south. Sitting on the counter is a stack of flyers about a missing child. While the desk clerk is fumbling around, I pick one up and read it.

MISSING CHILD

14 year-old female
5' 2", 267 lbs.
Distinguishing features-
Pink Playboy Bunny tatoo on right shoulder
Pair of cherries on inside of left thigh
Barb wire & roses around right ankle
Pierced tongue

So I'm standing there and the tought crosses my mind- if I run across this girl today, would I actually help in getting her returned to the people who have been raising her?

[OldSchool]

That would be a tough choice!!!:(

[MarylandMark]

:huh:

[Seafordguy]

5'2, 267 - I wouldn't approach her, she could kick my ass...

[Wrinkleface]

I have a stepmother that would do well on Jerry's show!!!!:lurk5:

[RPM]

What's the big deal Chris...Everyones kids have tattoos.....right?:)

[MacGyver]

Every once in a while, I come to the realization that the Jerry Springer show just might be a pretty accurate representation of what's going on in America.

A couple of days ago, I'm checking out of my hotel. I'm dead center in the rural mid-south. Sitting on the counter is a stack of flyers about a missing child. While the desk clerk is fumbling around, I pick one up and read it.

MISSING CHILD

14 year-old female
5' 2", 267 lbs.
Distinguishing features-
Pink Playboy Bunny tatoo on right shoulder
Pair of cherries on inside of left thigh
Barb wire & roses around right ankle
Pierced tongue

So I'm standing there and the tought crosses my mind- if I run across this girl today, would I actually help in getting her returned to the people who have been raising her?

That sounds like my cousin :leaving:
Sad thing is my cousin was actually on the Morry Povich show many years ago accusing her husband of sleeping around :leaving::leaving:

[Trim'd Up]

I am not sure which one is worse. The tattoos or that they let a 14 y/o girl get to 267 pounds. Allowing a kid to get that overweight is pure child abuse.

[Trim'd Up]

That sounds like my cousin :leaving:
Or your girlfriend...:sifone:

[cigdaze]

Every once in a while, I come to the realization that the Jerry Springer show just might be a pretty accurate representation of what's going on in America.

A couple of days ago, I'm checking out of my hotel. I'm dead center in the rural mid-south. Sitting on the counter is a stack of flyers about a missing child. While the desk clerk is fumbling around, I pick one up and read it.

MISSING CHILD

14 year-old female
5' 2", 267 lbs.
Distinguishing features-
Pink Playboy Bunny tatoo on right shoulder
Pair of cherries on inside of left thigh
Barb wire & roses around right ankle
Pierced tongue

So I'm standing there and the tought crosses my mind- if I run across this girl today, would I actually help in getting her returned to the people who have been raising her?

That's messed up. Average Americana is a disturbing state of existance.

[Wrinkleface]

I am not sure which one is worse. The tattoos or that they let a 14 y/o girl get to 267 pounds. Allowing a kid to get that overweight is pure child abuse.

Makes ya cringe at the thought of what the parents R like!!!:(

[Tony]

Sounds like the beginning scenes from Idiocracy.

[cigdaze]

I found her!!! :eek:

[Tony]

Are you sure that its a "her"? you never can seem to tell theese days.

[cigdaze]

Are you sure that its a "her"? you never can seem to tell theese days.
There is no certainty these days...but I mean what dude would wear eyeliner? :rolleyes:
:26: :sifone:

[fund razor]

Every once in a while, I come to the realization that the Jerry Springer show just might be a pretty accurate representation of what's going on in America.

A couple of days ago, I'm checking out of my hotel. I'm dead center in the rural mid-south. Sitting on the counter is a stack of flyers about a missing child. While the desk clerk is fumbling around, I pick one up and read it.

MISSING CHILD

14 year-old female
5' 2", 267 lbs.
Distinguishing features-
Pink Playboy Bunny tatoo on right shoulder
Pair of cherries on inside of left thigh
Barb wire & roses around right ankle
Pierced tongue

So I'm standing there and the tought crosses my mind- if I run across this girl today, would I actually help in getting her returned to the people who have been raising her?

I was at Wal Mart this morning and there were a dozen of her.

Easter dress shopping, perhaps.

[Perlmudder]

I hate emos, goths, and straight edges, dress like a normal ****in' person. Everytime I see them on the bus on the way to school I just want to tell them they are not an individual. Oh, ya, that X will look nice on your drinking hand!

[mosi]

hell....let me tell you about my 60 year old sister.........

[fund razor]

hell....let me tell you about my 60 year old sister.........
Is she missing a 14 year old great grand-daughter? ;) :D

[sellsman11]

I found her!!! :eek:


That is just not right!!!:biggrinjester:


Chris...thanks for not mentioning the State that you were in.:(

[Chris]

Chris...thanks for not mentioning the State that you were in.:(

It wasn't yours. Can you believe it?

[Gladhe8er]

Big B!tch. Sounds scary!

[Bobcat]

if she was a foot taller she would be round:sifone:

[stecz20]

That is just not right!!!:biggrinjester:


Chris...thanks for not mentioning the State that you were in.:(

ok i will..... tenn...:03::03:

[DollaBill]

I hate emos, goths, and straight edges, dress like a normal ****in' person. Everytime I see them on the bus on the way to school I just want to tell them they are not an individual. Oh, ya, that X will look nice on your drinking hand!

I dig certain goth chicks and suicide girls. They are hot in an evil way :sifone:. But the guys who do that are just phukin stupid. Tools

[03darkshadow]

i was flicking through the channels earlier and saw it. these "women" took their men on the show to tell them that they were born men, and had sex changes.

[fund razor]

I dig certain goth chicks and suicide girls. They are easy, due to their self-esteem issues and need for acceptance. I know when I meet one that I am going to hook up for sure. Heck, I have even cured a couple of them. :sifone:. But the guys who do that are just phukin stupid. Tools

I fixed it Bill. :D

[phragle]

the missing girl didn't have a tramp stamp????? and you forgot to mention that she is probably prenant

[03darkshadow]

I fixed it Bill. :D


http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n298/pull_the_trigger31/suicide%20girls/Suicide_Girls.jpg

giggity giggity :drool5:

[fund razor]

and you forgot to mention that she is probably prenant

Nah... there were no brothers or cousins mentioned as missing. :blush5:

[Bobcat]

is prenant like pre law?

[phragle]

dont blame me for the spelling...blame Dell and this damn defective keyboard

[Bobcat]

:sifone:

[Ratickle]

if she was a foot taller she would be round:sifone:

And you'd probably hit it......:ack2:

[Magic Medicine]

that is sick

[Perlmudder]

dont blame me for the spelling...blame Dell and this damn defective keyboard

pass the buck phragle. suuuure!

[Bobcat]

And you'd probably hit it......:ack2:

with my boat !!!!:26::26:

[phragle]

with my boat !!!!:26::26:

there you go again...confusing a boat with a moisture missle....

[Bobcat]

that could get you in some trouble down heah!:(

[DollaBill]

I fixed it Bill. :D

LMAO. Thanks. I can always count on you

[Ted]

is prenant like pre law?

Everyone should be a nant!

[Dude! Sweet!]

Premed, prelaw, what's the difference.

George Carlin said "think about how stupid the average person is, now consider the fact that half the people are even more stupid than that..."

[Sea-Dated]

If I found her I would turn her over to child services. The parents are obviously abusing her letting her get fat and tattooed.