Jeff Gordon fires entire pit crew

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Jeff Gordon fires entire pit crew

This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of
President Obama's scheme to employ inter-city youngsters and also take
advantage of some Tax credits for Mr. Hendricks.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on
how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels
in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's
existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars
worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and
bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in
the pits. However, Gordon got more than he bargained for!

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced
crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12
seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the Vin number, and
sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some
photos of Jeff's wife in the shower

[Ratickle]

Jeff Gordon fires entire pit crew

This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of
President Obama's scheme to employ inter-city youngsters and also take
advantage of some Tax credits for Mr. Hendricks.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on
how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels
in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's
existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars
worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and
bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in
the pits. However, Gordon got more than he bargained for!

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced
crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12
seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the Vin number, and
sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some
photos of Jeff's wife in the shower




:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[catmando]

within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the Vin number, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff's wife in the shower.

:26: :rofl: :biggrinjester:

[old377guy]

great new spirit of love blowin' through the southland:biggrinjester:

[MacGyver]

jeff gordon fires entire pit crew

this announcement followed gordon's decision to take advantage of
president obama's scheme to employ inter-city youngsters and also take
advantage of some tax credits for mr. Hendricks.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on
how unemployed youths from harlem were able to remove a set of wheels
in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas gordon's
existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars
worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and
bold move by gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in
the pits. However, gordon got more than he bargained for!

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced
crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12
seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the vin number, and
sold the car to dale jr. For 10 cases of bud, a bag of weed, and some
photos of jeff's wife in the shower


lmfao!!

[45Sonic]

Schweet

Now Jr might do something

[Sea-Dated]

That is awesome!!!!!!

[03darkshadow]

Schweet

Now Jr might do something



agree, but i dont think its the car in Jr's case :rofl:

[BUIZILLA]

how much for the picture? :26:

[Bgchuby01]

it will cost less for a pic of stecz

[yesrej]

that is funny!!!

[stecz20]

that is funny!!!

is it really jersey...... is it really.....:leaving::leaving: