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[txriverrat2001]

A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,

"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"

"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.

The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
"Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."

"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.

The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,



"Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."

Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...

"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley ...YOU RIDE IT!!"

[Perlmudder]

someone posted this one before. still an awesome joke!

[Sea-Dated]

Funny

[old377guy]

:rofl:

[rschap1]

I am passing that around to a few Honda guys here at work!

[drpete3]

Ok here are my 2 cents

A guy goes to the train station and says at the counter I need to pickets to titts burg! I mean two tickets to pittsburg.

The other guys says you know that exact same thing happedned to me the other day. I was eating dinner and meant to say please pass the potatoes but what came out was YOU RIUNED MY FU@#ING LIFE YOU FU@#ing BIT@#!

[RPM]

Ok here are my 2 cents

A guy goes to the train station and says at the counter I need to pickets to titts burg! I mean two tickets to pittsburg.

The other guys says you know that exact same thing happedned to me the other day. I was eating dinner and meant to say please pass the potatoes but what came out was YOU RIUNED MY FU@#ING LIFE YOU FU@#ing BIT@#!

Now thats some funny chit right there!:rofl: