bring it! the flames insane, dont be offended, learn to play the game...

[phragle]

here it is, your chance to battle, to harsh, flame and destroy your fellow man without bruising, can you hang?? can you make the others laff untill they spit their drinks on the screen??
Its time to bust balls, to run naked thru the halls.

but please..no vile hate, this thread was designed for a sartiricle fate.



The icons,
Brownie and T2x
their adventures and wrecks
these guys are the best...
now to deal with the rest............
up top is says serious
but you jackazzes are
drunk and delerious
post whore penguin power
Your posts I devour
no thread beyond attack
my mission to corrupt and hijack
Mr. stecz claims to be king
It is i, controlling the puppets strings
all those freakz with beaks
without the hype
your worthless and weak
And GlassDaves fiberglass lessons
salvaging hunks of worthless resin
Wrinkle drills the post ho game
but we all know
he's Dr. Pain
scarabKV has a store of toys
but can he hng with the big boys?
Mobilemercman busy fixin stuff
that you fools constantly bust
Bobcats misguided view of reality
posting with alcoholic DT's
Boatme once brought excitement
but got sued into retirement
now who have I missed
what suckers remain on my list
Catmando's right wing conspiricy
will learn Obama's the enemy
Sharky and freezeframe
their piks rule the game
but 15 threads of piks the same
Chris, Mr. Sunkin started something great
but made the mistake
of inviting us to desicrate
We all laugh at Gino's luck,
but he carries pocket change
in a brinks truck
Clay's mates always thrill
too bad he needs the little blue pill
lots of posts by Ratickle
but the ho's put his count on sabaticle
Now Fundy i cannot bash
he takes me for boat ride
if i pay for the gas
Perlmudders pick looks like Sammy Hagger
but he only scores double baggers
Dude!Sweet! Don't know what he said
but his names claimed by Bill and Ted
then there's that fool Masher
nothing more than a party crasher
Sellsman11 claims to be real
but when was the last time
Frankie closed a deal?
I'm soon to meet JJ Apache
AKA Mrs Fundy, I offer
my sympathies
And Bouys become a goon
moved to the desert
to become a sun dried prune
We can't forget Sea-Dated
been around a while
but his posts are over rated
If you feel I have left you out
I'll come up with something
give me a shout
or step up, if you can pass the test
you can't deny my posts are best
you can call me isane
but my posts rule the game
if you want post of the week
my gidance you must seek
without me your future is bleak
now carry own
like Stecz's fithy sheep....


:26::26::biggrinjester::biggrinjester::03::03:

[clayinaustin]

Clay's mates always thrill
too bad he needs the little blue pill

better life through chemicals! Viagra rocks! :D

[JJ Apache]

Oh NO He Di Int!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


















I know what YOUR getting for your birthday..............:(:(:(:(

[phragle]

after reading this
I know what you must think
but your the people
I wish to share drink

it's a serious offshore nation......Rock On!!

[phragle]

Oh NO He Di Int!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know what YOUR getting for your birthday..............:(:(:(:(

what??I actually said nice things about you....

[Ratickle]

Help's on the way....

Try to remain calm....

[MattBMiller]

Wow

[Davidmnc]

I made the SO rap!!!! :26::26::26:


Nice work Phragle!!!

[Sea-Dated]

I almost feel special for being included until I looked at the source.....:eek:


:rofl::rofl:

[fund razor]

Technically, that's Phraggle Rock. :D

[fund razor]

What, like this? :D

Stecz brings the kool aid,
Phragle with a band aid.
Clay with a hundred chicks
but he never been laid.
Key West is where its at yall
when bob starts the cat call
telling PI stories while he's drunk
hanging on the sea wall.
Tracy is a dentist, man
drilling them when he can
Screaming past in dew rag
with the reo speedwagon.
Blue oval sells the cars
lives up with the northern stars
you can camp at his place
but you cannot camp at ours.
Dollabill can drink you under
and all around the table.
He knows his way around the bar
and he show you if he's able.
Then theres buoyhunter
and all the beers I owe ya
I guess I'll start repaying
once you are in Arizona.
Glassdave is a local dude
drinks beer and a chaser
He'll paint the boat all week long
and on Sunday he will race her.
ChiefApache is the queen
of bamming so the say.
But let the lake get rough enough
and she'll go out to play.
Ratickle has smilies enough to reach
from coast to coast.
But you need to watch him
or he'll quote you before you post.
CigDaze works on airplane parts
to save the flyers cash.
But every once in a while
his parts cause one to crash.

[Wrinkleface]

George was left out
so he's start'n 2 pout
he's so pissed
that he was missed
said he is gunna bite U in the nutz
4 B'n such a putz!!!!

:26::biggrinjester:

[JJ Apache]

what??I actually said nice things about you....

Thank - you, Jesus! He's smarter than he sounds..........:p


Its actually very cool..... :smilielol5: Can't wait to meet you.......:party:



What kind of cake does a phragle eat??? :biggrinjester:

[JJ Apache]

What, like this? :D

Stecz brings the kool aid,
Phragle with a band aid.
Clay with a hundred chicks
but he never been laid.
Key West is where its at yall
when bob starts the cat call
telling PI stories while he's drunk
hanging on the sea wall.
Tracy is a dentist, man
drilling them when he can
Screaming past in dew rag
with the reo speedwagon.
Blue oval sells the cars
lives up with the northern stars
you can camp at his place
but you cannot camp at ours.
Dollabill can drink you under
and all around the table.
He knows his way around the bar
and he show you if he's able.
Then theres buoyhunter
and all the beers I owe ya
I guess I'll start repaying
once you are in Arizona.
Glassdave is a local dude
drinks beer and a chaser
He'll paint the boat all week long
and on Sunday he will race her.
ChiefApache is the queen
of bamming so the say.
But let the lake get rough enough
and she'll go out to play.
Ratickle has smilies enough to reach
from coast to coast.
But you need to watch him
or he'll quote you before you post.
CigDaze works on airplane parts
to save the flyers cash.
But every once in a while
his parts cause one to crash.

:eek: :smilielol5:

[phragle]

tell george I will bring him a scooby snack in a couple weeks...

[phragle]

damn..Fundy done bring da noize!!!

bring it people!!!!

[Bobcat]

can we get a moderator pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssse!:rofl:

[JJ Apache]

Omg. I need lots of tequilla to deal with you people.............(taurus')




Personal Observation: Taurus Men Have Big Egos. They try to have; the last word, better point, bigger livers, better boats, better cop stories, drank more, screwed the hotter chick, wrote a better song, got in more trouble and saved more lives than any other people I know. What did I forget???............ Cooler cars, too. :sifone:



















Okay, now do another for the post ho's..............:biggrinjester:

[phragle]

Thank - you, Jesus! He's smarter than he sounds..........:p


Its actually very cool..... :smilielol5: Can't wait to meet you.......:party:



What kind of cake does a phragle eat??? :biggrinjester:

chocolate :)

[Ratickle]

Omg. I need lots of tequilla to deal with you people.............(taurus')




Personal Observation: Taurus Men Have Big Egos. They try to have; the last word, better point, bigger livers, better boats, better cop stories, done more drugs, screwed the hotter chick, wrote a better song, got in more trouble and saved more lives than any other people I know. What did I forget???............ Cooler cars, too. :sifone:


I'm a Taurus too.......:sifone:


More, and better, posts:)

[JJ Apache]

I'm a Taurus too.......:sifone:


More, and better, posts:)

:rofl::rofl::rofl::(:(

[Perlmudder]

you guys have been listening to young jeezy again haven't you? :)

My President Is Black, My Lambo's Blue
And I Be God Damn If My Rims Ain't Too

[ChiefApache]

What, like this? :D

Stecz brings the kool aid,
Phragle with a band aid.
Clay with a hundred chicks
but he never been laid.
Key West is where its at yall
when bob starts the cat call
telling PI stories while he's drunk
hanging on the sea wall.
Tracy is a dentist, man
drilling them when he can
Screaming past in dew rag
with the reo speedwagon.
Blue oval sells the cars
lives up with the northern stars
you can camp at his place
but you cannot camp at ours.
Dollabill can drink you under
and all around the table.
He knows his way around the bar
and he show you if he's able.
Then theres buoyhunter
and all the beers I owe ya
I guess I'll start repaying
once you are in Arizona.
Glassdave is a local dude
drinks beer and a chaser
He'll paint the boat all week long
and on Sunday he will race her.
ChiefApache is the queen
of bamming so the say.
But let the lake get rough enough
and she'll go out to play.
Ratickle has smilies enough to reach
from coast to coast.
But you need to watch him
or he'll quote you before you post.
CigDaze works on airplane parts
to save the flyers cash.
But every once in a while
his parts cause one to crash.



That's great!

[Dude! Sweet!]

I don't even know where to begin on this one... :D

[BY U BOY]

here it is, your chance to battle, to harsh, flame and destroy your fellow man without bruising, can you hang?? can you make the others laff untill they spit their drinks on the screen??
Its time to bust balls, to run naked thru the halls.

but please..no vile hate, this thread was designed for a sartiricle fate.



The icons,
Brownie and T2x
their adventures and wrecks
these guys are the best...
now to deal with the rest............
up top is says serious
but you jackazzes are
drunk and delerious
post whore penguin power
Your posts I devour
no thread beyond attack
my mission to corrupt and hijack
Mr. stecz claims to be king
It is i, controlling the puppets strings
all those freakz with beaks
without the hype
your worthless and weak
And GlassDaves fiberglass lessons
salvaging hunks of worthless resin
Wrinkle drills the post ho game
but we all know
he's Dr. Pain
scarabKV has a store of toys
but can he hng with the big boys?
Mobilemercman busy fixin stuff
that you fools constantly bust
Bobcats misguided view of reality
posting with alcoholic DT's
Boatme once brought excitement
but got sued into retirement
now who have I missed
what suckers remain on my list
Catmando's right wing conspiricy
will learn Obama's the enemy
Sharky and freezeframe
their piks rule the game
but 15 threads of piks the same
Chris, Mr. Sunkin started something great
but made the mistake
of inviting us to desicrate
We all laugh at Gino's luck,
but he carries pocket change
in a brinks truck
Clay's mates always thrill
too bad he needs the little blue pill
lots of posts by Ratickle
but the ho's put his count on sabaticle
Now Fundy i cannot bash
he takes me for boat ride
if i pay for the gas
Perlmudders pick looks like Sammy Hagger
but he only scores double baggers
Dude!Sweet! Don't know what he said
but his names claimed by Bill and Ted
then there's that fool Masher
nothing more than a party crasher
Sellsman11 claims to be real
but when was the last time
Frankie closed a deal?
I'm soon to meet JJ Apache
AKA Mrs Fundy, I offer
my sympathies
And Bouys become a goon
moved to the desert
to become a sun dried prune
We can't forget Sea-Dated
been around a while
but his posts are over rated
If you feel I have left you out
I'll come up with something
give me a shout
or step up, if you can pass the test
you can't deny my posts are best
you can call me isane
but my posts rule the game
if you want post of the week
my gidance you must seek
without me your future is bleak
now carry own
like Stecz's fithy sheep....


:26::26::biggrinjester::biggrinjester::03::03:

Dude Biden's daughter must have been sharing her coke with you this weekend:26::sifone:

[JJ Apache]

Dude Biden's daughter must have been sharing her coke with you this weekend:26::sifone:

Oh no! Thats Captain Morgan talkin...................:cheers2:

[inbetween]

What kind of cake does a phragle eat??? :biggrinjester:


chocolate :)

moose chocolate

[JJ Apache]

moose chocolate





Ewwwwwww.:ack2:


















:biggrinjester:

[phragle]

grey goose and moose
a drunk moose on the loose
staggering down a city street
a drunken beast
sliding thru snow and sleet

[phragle]

I wanna see it people...bring the love...lets see a rhyme, doesnt cost a dime, aimlessly searching, you got the time or you afraid to put your wit on the line

[stecz20]

Omg. I need lots of tequilla to deal with you people.............(taurus')




Personal Observation: Taurus Men Have Big Egos. They try to have; the last word, better point, bigger livers, better boats, better cop stories, drank more, screwed the hotter chick, wrote a better song, got in more trouble and saved more lives than any other people I know. What did I forget???............ Cooler cars, too. :sifone:



















Okay, now do another for the post ho's..............:biggrinjester:




hey jj is that you in your avatar?????

[Scarab KV]

WOW I'm honored.....I think

A true study of Serious character:D

[Dude! Sweet!]

I've got it! This thread is about "scat"! :D

[Perlmudder]

josh perlstein is the man
with the master plan
try to **** with me
and you will see
im the golden child
thats right!
im ****in' wild!
phragle likes to sail
its unfortunate he can only go home with a whale
what a luffer
you heard it here first people
hes a real chute stuffer
Dude is all about beer and boats
It's unfortunate his belly is so big he floats
and lets not forget fundy
I picture his life being similar to Al Bundy
and then we got Buoy,
hes unemployed and moving to 'zona
prolly gunna have to get a job workin 9 to 5 at Rona


Ya, thats right, I spit rhymes and bullets! =)

[Perlmudder]

wow, guess my rap was that good that nobody has had anything to add in the last 12 hours!

[Bgchuby01]

phragle you must live in seattle with all the other dope smoking, poem writing, sierra club people

but its great, good work

[phragle]

ok...
1. I have been to seattle..never lived there though
2. I don't soke dope, but I do drink like a fish
3. I write all kinds of stuff..kind of a talent
4. no way in hell am I a tree hugging sierra club member

[Bgchuby01]

you could write for all the rappers

[phragle]

you could write for all the rappers

If I could do that, I would have a Mystic and an Outerlimits, with a warehouse full of spare turbines and drives..lets not forget the polished 24 carat gold plated props....

[Perlmudder]

If I could do that, I would have a Mystic and an Outerlimits, with a warehouse full of spare turbines and drives..lets not forget the polished 24 carat gold plated props....

and a blue lambo with matching rims!

[fund razor]

Perlmudder is the man
with the master plan
to hit all the hotties with his hymen clan
he and his crew like to roll like that
chasing all the girls with their best game chat
Mudder has no boat but he's a bad cat
he don't need to boat with a game like that.
HHH is the name of the play
they play all night and talk smack all day
Better step it up or get out of the way.
That's what she said, I heard him say.
But one day Perlmud had to go see the Rabbi
Told him bout the hunters and he said "not shabbi"
But the Rabbi said Perl, leave them chicks for the goyum
Perl said "no way man, I wanna enjoy em."
There are safety measures, and Josh will employ em.
He decided to bounce before the cleric flipped his lid.
But said "Silly Rabbi, chicks are for yids."
Then he turned back and said, "yo... did I stutter?"
No I di'nt brother. You just been Perlmuddered.

[fund razor]

Word.
:coolgleamA:

Flow or step, Josh.

Flow or step.

[fund razor]

From the great north white
Nothing from Josh
He is outta sight.
I'll make you wanna mosh
when my flow is right
But there ain't no reason to get uptight.
The ones who know mudder
say that I'm right
That hes out hoing
everynight
but hardly ever comes home
with a chick
Or gets left with the short of the stick
Don't hate me cause my flow is so thick
Words are the magic and my flow is my trick

[fund razor]

I gotta go fix a toilet now
hard to rap about a toilet but I'll try anyhow
When your friends hear it they are gonna say WOW
That white guys rap lays up on you like POW

[fund razor]

That's what she said.

Peace.

[fund razor]

Yes you are correct
Perlmudder's been checked
my rhymes are piling
like a lake effect
you and I know man
my skills just go man
there's a hip blizzard comin
I'm a lyrical snowman
don't call me Ice
that wouldn't be nice
I may have lost count
but now I checked Mudder twice.
:D

[Slick02]

Damn,,,someone has waaay to much free time.

[JJ Apache]

Damn,,,someone has waaay to much free time.








:iagree: D@mn Man, He's been doing this sh!t since he started working near 8 Mile Rd.................:leaving:

[MattBMiller]

:iagree: D@mn Man, He's been doing this sh!t since he started working near 8 Mile Rd.................:leaving:

North or south of 8 Mile?!:rofl:

[Dude! Sweet!]

Yes you are correct
Perlmudder's been checked
my rhymes are piling
like a lake effect
you and I know man
my skills just go man
there's a hip blizzard comin
I'm a lyrical snowman
don't call me Ice
that wouldn't be nice
I may have lost count
but now I checked Mudder twice.
:D

I personally like the way you rhymed the word "man" with the word "man"... Genious! Who would think to do something like that!? :sifone:

[Perlmudder]

Fundy is his street name
with lyrics and flow being his game
sporting the purple and pink brave
that boat ain't afraid to roll in a wave
right now it aint got a motor
and lets face it, thats way to much boat for a floater
his rhythm and flow is better then 8 mile
his threads ain't bad for having old man style
he has become a serious offshore post whore
and give him the chance and he will come back with more
Matt Miller rolls in a 28 sunny
but he ain't got arm candy or a hunny
hes from Michigan which some call the arm pit
but give him 10 years and he might have half my wit
I ain't no G but I you know I'm a baller
Dre asked me to rap on his lastest record
but I said my going rate is more then a doller
you know my lyrics are sick
so stick around and check this out
or *****es be trife and they can suck my dick!

this is all i got for now!

[Perlmudder]

Perlmudder is the man
with the master plan
to hit all the hotties with his hymen clan
he and his crew like to roll like that
chasing all the girls with their best game chat
Mudder has no boat but he's a bad cat
he don't need to boat with a game like that.
HHH is the name of the play
they play all night and talk smack all day
Better step it up or get out of the way.
That's what she said, I heard him say.
But one day Perlmud had to go see the Rabbi
Told him bout the hunters and he said "not shabbi"
But the Rabbi said Perl, leave them chicks for the goyum
Perl said "no way man, I wanna enjoy em."
There are safety measures, and Josh will employ em.
He decided to bounce before the cleric flipped his lid.
But said "Silly Rabbi, chicks are for yids."
Then he turned back and said, "yo... did I stutter?"
No I di'nt brother. You just been Perlmuddered.

PERHAPS the official HHH website rap!

[MattBMiller]

Fundy is his street name
with lyrics and flow being his game
sporting the purple and pink brave
that boat ain't afraid to roll in a wave
right now it aint got a motor
and lets face it, thats way to much boat for a floater
his rhythm and flow is better then 8 mile
his threads ain't bad for having old man style
he has become a serious offshore post whore
and give him the chance and he will come back with more
Matt Miller rolls in a 28 sunny
but he ain't got arm candy or a hunny
hes from Michigan which some call the arm pit
but give him 10 years and he might have half my wit
I ain't no G but I you know I'm a baller
Dre asked me to rap on his lastest record
but I said my going rate is more then a doller
you know my lyrics are sick
so stick around and check this out
or *****es be trife and they can suck my dick!

this is all i got for now!

Nice:rofl:

[Perlmudder]

Nice:rofl:

you gadda write your own now! this is what they call a "free style" secession! :sifone:

[Bobcat]

I personally like the way you rhymed the word "man" with the word "man"... Genious! Who would think to do something like that!? :sifone:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[phragle]

Check it out..
I'm on the mic
with this nasal tone
I must be white
My rhymes are phucked
they realy really suck
so right about now
I'll shut the phuck up...

[MarylandMark]

I'm a Taurus

[fund razor]

I personally like the way you rhymed the word "man" with the word "man"... Genious! Who would think to do something like that!? :sifone:

Irish afro azz Sean needs to learn to get along
cause I can ryhme a lyric and then come back and sing a song
You might want to step a little back from that bong
Cause I'm about to rock it not a blunt but a long.
I been riffing since the day of sugar hill gang
Got the rythm but I didn't get the gang bang.
You wanna dis me but you know that you can't hang.
I been freestyling since before the spacemen drank tang.
And word to mudder wanna try to check your older unK?
Nobody ever told you not to try and fake the funk?
Told you not to step on an uncle with that punk junk?
You ought to leave that stinky riffin in the trunk, skunk.
And you should now by now my boat ain't purple
That I can rock a mic and you rhyme like Steve Urkel.
I bring it like a beast and you act like I'm a jerk, yall.
You limp around like a scotsman with a hirple.
Better think before you trifle with the fundy.
I been around since the MC and the Run D
I'm not a reverend but a preacher and you'll soon see
Why the other rappers always seem to want to be me
I have the riffs that you should'nt even get free
Step to an uncle when your still just a pee-wee?
You better take your mudder back to your mama
I may be white but I'm hipper than Obama
I keep it flowing but he stops with the comma
If cool were water I'm a camel he's a lama.
Now step out the way and you'll see what I can bring
When the gentleman starts to do his word thing
Lil Mudder stay in school until the bell ring
Run to the doctor, get the potion for the bee sting.
Now the uncle didn't mean to start up a fight,
But Sean don't even spell genius right.
I gotta get a beer, ya'll have a good night
Don't let a little rhyming get you uptight
Now if you step up dont step light you gotta sing it
Act like it's a bell and you just need to ring it
If you can't rhyme words like purple you can wing it
If you can't rock a freestyle mic don't even bring it.

[MarylandMark]

This is getting out of control

[fund razor]

I personally like the way you rhymed the word "man" with the word "man"... Genious! Who would think to do something like that!? :sifone:

I rhymed the word purple.

You're up.

Genius. :D

[fund razor]

This is getting out of control

Let me know when we get there. :sifone:

[Perlmudder]

Irish afro azz Sean needs to learn to get along
cause I can ryhme a lyric and then come back and sing a song
You might want to step a little back from that bong
Cause I'm about to rock it not a blunt but a long.
I been riffing since the day of sugar hill gang
Got the rythm but I didn't get the gang bang.
You wanna dis me but you know that you can't hang.
I been freestyling since before the spacemen drank tang.
And word to mudder wanna try to check your older unK?
Nobody ever told you not to try and fake the funk?
Told you not to step on an uncle with that punk junk?
You ought to leave that stinky riffin in the trunk, skunk.
And you should now by now my boat ain't purple
That I can rock a mic and you rhyme like Steve Urkel.
I bring it like a beast and you act like I'm a jerk, yall.
You limp around like a scotsman with a hirple.
Better think before you trifle with the fundy.
I been around since the MC and the Run D
I'm not a reverend but a preacher and you'll soon see
Why the other rappers always seem to want to be me
I have the riffs that you should'nt even get free
Step to an uncle when your still just a pee-wee?
You better take your mudder back to your mama
I may be white but I'm hipper than Obama
I keep it flowing but he stops with the comma
If cool were water I'm a camel he's a lama.
Now step out the way and you'll see what I can bring
When the gentleman starts to do his word thing
Lil Mudder stay in school until the bell ring
Run to the doctor, get the potion for the bee sting.
Now the uncle didn't mean to start up a fight,
But Sean don't even spell genius right.
I gotta get a beer, ya'll have a good night
Don't let a little rhyming get you uptight
Now if you step up dont step light you gotta sing it
Act like it's a bell and you just need to ring it
If you can't rhyme words like purple you can wing it
If you can't rock a freestyle mic don't even bring it.

you sure you weren't a freestyle rapper in a past life?!:)

[fund razor]

you sure you weren't a freestyle rapper in a past life?!:)

Are you sure that I am not in the current one? ;)

[JJ Apache]

hey jj is that you in your avatar?????

Why? Are you gonna make fun of the flower in my hair?...

Are you a taurus???? I'm afraid to answer........

Can you rap me your question? Sorry, Impertanence........:biggrinjester:

[Dude! Sweet!]

I rhymed the word purple.

You're up.

Genius. :D

These jokes write themselves... I should at least get the "A" for sliding the puck in front of the net for you. :D

And although I enjoy rap music, I'm really more of a dirty limeric guy.

Making fun of my purple Pantera... a low blow, but nice to see you're paying attention. Now lets see you rhyme the word orange with something other than a "blumonge".

:biggrinjester:

[Perlmudder]

Dude is a man whose had a couple boats
but we all know he just likes to **** goats
Sorta like Stecz with his sheep
but whenever girls see Dude they just pinch his nose and go "beep!"
he is living it up in sunny so cal
but lets face the facts, the only university he could of gotten into was Canada's Dal
when i bust out this rhyme Dude is gunna need a throat losenge
cus he thinks nothing rhymes with orange, so dont let this be forgotten
but lets face it
i got some wit
and thats just how i learned to hit
fund is drinking beer and growing a belly
jj apache laughs 'cus his farts are so smelly
phragle is hanging with his college hoes
although its unfortunate that his penis is as big as his toes
When i drop lines like this, so heavy and great
it makes me think that maybe this is my fate
spitting bullets and flipping switches,
dont worry people, josh perlstein is all about the *****es

[fund razor]

These jokes write themselves... I should at least get the "A" for sliding the puck in front of the net for you. :D

And although I enjoy rap music, I'm really more of a dirty limeric guy.

Making fun of my purple Pantera... a low blow, but nice to see you're paying attention. Now lets see you rhyme the word orange with something other than a "blumonge".

:biggrinjester:

I wasn't paying attention, I was responding to Permudder calling my boat purple. :D

[fund razor]

Dude is a man whose had a couple boats
but we all know he just likes to **** goats
Sorta like Stecz with his sheep
but whenever girls see Dude they just pinch his nose and go "beep!"
he is living it up in sunny so cal
but lets face the facts, the only university he could of gotten into was Canada's Dal
when i bust out this rhyme Dude is gunna need a throat losenge
cus he thinks nothing rhymes with orange, so dont let this be forgotten
but lets face it
i got some wit
and thats just how i learned to hit
fund is drinking beer and growing a belly
jj apache laughs 'cus his farts are so smelly
phragle is hanging with his college hoes
although its unfortunate that his penis is as big as his toes
When i drop lines like this, so heavy and great
it makes me think that maybe this is my fate
spitting bullets and flipping switches,
dont worry people, josh perlstein is all about the *****es

Question: does the beat matter in canadian rap? :D

[phragle]

Uncle Fundy rocks the mic
his chops are phukin tight
now he brings up the color purple
mudders getting it like Geer from gerbil
with the speed of a yurtle the turtle
the boy can't clear the hurdle
I have been humbled by MC fund
my rhymes washed up and done
his words leave a loaded gun
whether driveby or on the run
mudder based on his wave crusher
boy don't have a bayliner flusher
pearly put up da smoke
singing Im on a boat
in the bathtub it floats
now thats a joke
pull the plug, goes down the drain
the cracks makin you insane
insane in the membrane
dillusional in your youthfull glee
The originals fundy and me
old schools what we be
we be the real OG's
we up high, kings of the hill
masters of the rhyme and skill
we bring the thrill to fill the bill

[JJ Apache]

Uncle Fundy rocks the mic
his chops are phukin tight
now he brings up the color purple
mudders getting it like Geer from gerbil
with the speed of a yurtle the turtle
the boy can't clear the hurdle
I have been humbled by MC fund
my rhymes washed up and done
his words leave a loaded gun
whether driveby or on the run
mudder based on his wave crusher
boy don't have a bayliner flusher
pearly put up da smoke
singing Im on a boat
in the bathtub it floats
now thats a joke
pull the plug, goes down the drain
the cracks makin you insane
insane in the membrane
dillusional in your youthfull glee
The originals fundy and me
old schools what we be
we be the real OG's
we up high, kings of the hill
masters of the rhyme and skill
we bring the thrill to fill the bill

:smilielol5:

[Perlmudder]

Question: does the beat matter in canadian rap? :D

nahhhh! all about the disses you serve!

[fund razor]

nahhhh! all about the disses you serve!

Joshie didn't really mean to come dumb
He didn't know that he was flexing a thumb, chum
But it's not like Perlmudder is a slum bumb
Just another makes the bumble trying to stump fund
When you bring it gotta slam it throw a card, pard
Cause you know I'll flame your azz until it's hard charred
Light you up like a brite and shiny flaming star
Don't play with a razor or you'll go away a little scarred.

[Perlmudder]

this thread might be turning into a keeper. whose gunna be the first to video themselves rapping?

[fund razor]

That double rhyming at the end is tough, buff.
At least for those who can't spit off the cuff enough
Like a big bad wolf I huff and puff
Blow your house down with my rough stuff.

[Ratickle]

this thread might be turning into a keeper. whose gunna be the first to video themselves rapping?

Let me guess, You??????

[fund razor]

Let me guess, You??????

Or the kid who pretended to be skip braver.
Wait... he already did I think. :)

[JJ Apache]

Uncle Fundy rocks the mic
his chops are phukin tight
now he brings up the color purple
mudders getting it like Geer from gerbil
with the speed of a yurtle the turtle
the boy can't clear the hurdle
I have been humbled by MC fund
my rhymes washed up and done
his words leave a loaded gun
whether driveby or on the run
mudder based on his wave crusher
boy don't have a bayliner flusher
pearly put up da smoke
singing Im on a boat
in the bathtub it floats
now thats a joke
pull the plug, goes down the drain
the cracks makin you insane
insane in the membrane
dillusional in your youthfull glee
The originals fundy and me
old schools what we be
we be the real OG's
we up high, kings of the hill
masters of the rhyme and skill
we bring the thrill to fill the bill


I wonder if this will make an appearance this weekend?? That would be too cool...:coolgleamA:

[Perlmudder]

Let me guess, You??????

it just didnt happen this weekend! to much day drinking!

[JJ Apache]

Hey Josh! Having a good time??? Thinking of your next rap?

[waterboy222]

haahahaha, this is good stuff

[Perlmudder]

fundy rollin in his purple boat
chit, that thing barely float
any day of the week, he would like to be more like stecz and fukk a goat
but lets all face it, when it comes to being a player
phragle is anything but a slayer
hes old and grusome
but the man has never even been able to have a twosome
him and his hand, the tightest thing he has ever felt was a rubber band
this rap is over and done, cus josh perlstein just won!

[Perlmudder]

Hey Josh! Having a good time??? Thinking of your next rap?

yess! im laying in bed hungover. kegger this afternoon once i get going!

[JJ Apache]

fundy rollin in his purple boat
chit, that thing barely float
any day of the week, he would like to be more like stecz and fukk a goat
but lets all face it, when it comes to being a player
phragle is anything but a slayer
hes old and grusome
but the man has never even been able to have a twosome
him and his hand, the tightest thing he has ever felt was a rubber band
this rap is over and done, cus josh perlstein just won!




:eek:

[phragle]

Sorry josh...posted piks a while ago of a 3 some, which beats the twosome..

Epic fail..start over.

[phragle]

I wonder if this will make an appearance this weekend?? That would be too cool...:coolgleamA:

Depends on the amount of capt. consumed...

[Perlmudder]

Sorry josh...posted piks a while ago of a 3 some, which beats the twosome..

Epic fail..start over.

that was one of my better ones though!!:(

[phragle]

failure is part of life. it's how you handle it and recover thats important.

[fund razor]

that was one of my better ones though!!:(

Lame, short, no rythm and I don't have a purple boat.

Don't make me flow young blood. :coolgleamA:

[Perlmudder]

I don't have a purple boat.
:coolgleamA:

hahah:rofl:

[fund razor]

Gonna bring a lesson to Perlmudder
When I'm done he will only stutter.
Gonna cry out for his mother
Or if she's not around his only brother

He got a warning but he couldn't stop yall
He was coming with but he got all dropped yall
Gonna make a bearer come and take a lil pall
Or he'll just be crippled and come with a crawl

Gonna flex and break the little boy now
Gonna smack him hard and he'll have a cow
He'll keep dreaming of the girlies wow
But he's never touched one anyhow

Joshies gonna laugh at an uncle man
Bringing that chit, thinks he has a plan
But he's just weak like a tin can
I'll rush his house but he already ran

Hiding in the north like a Tim Horton
I don't know what the kid's been snortin
Perlmudder thinks he's quite importint
Kill them all and let God do the sortin

[phragle]

ante up place your bets
Josh's fallen for Stecz
his silly dreams are wet
dreaming of sheep beget

we pity the fool
shoulda stayed in school
he thinks he's cool
just a kool aid tool

he will fail ya know
rocking to Barry Mannilow
strong like a marshmallow
damn boy chokes on jello
anybody home? hello?
Mr. mellow yellow
sammy hagar fellow
oohhhh sheeeeett
your words weak
futures bleak
maple leaf freak
tried to sing
and went tweet tweet tweet


may he learn with age
can't write without rage
between the lines on the page
phragle fundys word are sage

[fund razor]

Yo Josh go get yourself a bagle
Don't think you can flex on Me and Phragle
You try and ryhme, but are unable
And when you drink you end up below the table

And again, I do not have a purple boat
Do I need to clear my freaking throat?
You get confused about anything that float?
Check my colors and then go fix your quote

The new old dudes will teach you and you'll learn
There isn't always smoke before the burn
Take a step back and you'll discern
That I'll smack you down again when you return

[MacGyver]

George was left out
so he's start'n 2 pout
he's so ****ed
that he was missed
said he is gunna bite U in the nutz
4 B'n such a putz!!!!

:26::biggrinjester:

Don't worry, Wrink, I was left out too :leaving:

[fund razor]

Then like a pile driver
we hear from Mick Guyver
Like a sole survivor
betting the Packers with a fiver

His dog loves him best
cause he's better than the rest
and he keeps the fleas and ticks off
and every other pest

But he got left out with ease
So don't do that please
And if he has a party serves you
Apples and some cheese

thats not him in the avatar
drank but didn't get that far
Been passed out before
just not in that bar

[Perlmudder]

fundy thinks he can flow like the rapper biggie
but his boat aint even a ciggie
he trys to serve a beat down with his rhymes
but he doesnt scare me, ill come back 100 times

his boy phragle is a medic and says "safety first"
but get the boy drunk and he will go home with the worst
sporting the nova and a pink caddddylack
no wonder he can only get fat chicks in the sack

his words are as weak as a street corner hoe
but if he keeps listening to me he might pick up some flow
prolly wont happen, but ill let him try
otherwise ill just say phragle bye bye

so i say to you fundy, go get another beer
cus this one is good and i want you to hear
i got street cred and sea cred
and all you got is a single bed
but dont worry fund you can still be a star
but yourr career will never be anything but par
maybe someday people will give hoot
but until then, its prolly best if you just go back to your paper rout

so here it is, a conclusion to this tale
of how phragle and fundy set out to fail
dude and wrink stopped by for some good times
but just werent able to throw down decent rhymes
ill say it once and prolly again
you just got served by your canadian brethren

[MacGyver]

Then like a pile driver
we hear from MacGuyver
Like a sole survivor
betting the Packers with a fiver

His dog loves him best
cause he's better than the rest
and he keeps the fleas and ticks off
and every other pest

But he got left out with ease
So don't do that please
And if he has a party serves you
Apples and some cheese

thats not him in the avatar
drank but didn't get that far
Been passed out before
just not in that bar

Nice, I feel much better now :sifone:

[fund razor]

So the boy comes back and he wants to throw
thinks he knows a little but a lot he don't know
Thinks he can serve a dis but he aims a little low
Guys who have Apaches don't need cigs, bro.

And for worrying? I don't have a care
I set a course and youngster we go there
Got the funds, the toys, house and beer
And you breathe too much northern air

You don't see that one served is you?
Gonna puff up like a junior cockatoo?
A single bed wouldn't fit my shoe
But your bed is your daddy's and your momma too

Getting through college with a straight B ed
Doesn't give you street dope or any sea cred
Living with your parents and wearing Keds
You serve me? You musta missed your meds

[fund razor]

fundy thinks he can flow like the rapper biggie
but his boat aint even a ciggie
he trys to serve a beat down with his rhymes
but he doesnt scare me, ill come back 100 times

his boy phragle is a medic and says "safety first"
but get the boy drunk and he will go home with the worst
sporting the nova and a pink caddddylack
no wonder he can only get fat chicks in the sack

his words are as weak as a street corner hoe
but if he keeps listening to me he might pick up some flow
prolly wont happen, but ill let him try
otherwise ill just say phragle bye bye

so i say to you fundy, go get another beer
cus this one is good and i want you to hear
i got street cred and sea cred
and all you got is a single bed
but dont worry fund you can still be a star
but yourr career will never be anything but par
maybe someday people will give hoot
but until then, its prolly best if you just go back to your paper rout

so here it is, a conclusion to this tale
of how phragle and fundy set out to fail
dude and wrink stopped by for some good times
but just werent able to throw down decent rhymes
ill say it once and prolly again
you just got served by your canadian brethren

One day... a mysterious force will come to Judeo-Canadian rap. An elusive thing that is hardly ever heard north of Windsor. It's called a "beat."
What happens is that the syllables line up in such a way as to create a pleasing repetitive rythm. When it gets to Canada, it will be cool to see a small portion of canadians actually begin to nod their head, or perhaps tap their foot along with this elusive and mysterious "beat."

[Perlmudder]

One day... a mysterious force will come to Judeo-Canadian rap. An elusive thing that is hardly ever heard north of Windsor. It's called a "beat."
What happens is that the syllables line up in such a way as to create a pleasing repetitive rythm. When it gets to Canada, it will be cool to see a small portion of canadians actually begin to nod their head, or perhaps tap their foot along with this elusive and mysterious "beat."

So you're saying there's a chance?

[fund razor]

So you're saying there's a chance?

Sure. Pat Boone did a metal cover album.
Anything is possible. :D

[phragle]

and johnny cash did nine inch nails covers

[Perlmudder]

Like a fine wine, I will get better with age!

[phragle]

or you will turn to vinegar

[fund razor]

Like most men, I will get fatter with age!

I fixed it for you.

[Perlmudder]

Well its been a long time so back to the top
And we can all hear fundy come back with a flop
He claims to be best
But he should just give it a rest
Cus he has skills are that of a nerd
And his rhymes resemble that of a turd
His boat still hasn’t seen the lake
Cus he was to busy eating cake
Maybe next year player
With a little luck that boat will make you a slayer

Phragle is still in school
But the man is actin a fool
Not laying pipe
Cus he just aint got the hype
One day he will learn I’m a real rapping force
And my lines are much better then that of his source
So lets hope he lays a cute freshman girl
And he wont have to give virginity another whirl

So this is the end of my short little rap
Come back with something good or ill have to bust a cap

[fund razor]

Oh crap.

[fund razor]

Wha, wha... give perlmudder a tissue
He dresses like a girl, got gender issues
Chill with perl and if a boy he'll kiss you
too many questions floating round bout this jew.

he feeling froggy coming back at fundy
he must be foggy if he try to flex on me
I'll shut him down again and again if need be
His brothers little boat could be my dinghy

[Perlmudder]

fundy came back with a rap that was tame
i guess that goes to show his posse is lame
he thinks his words are spears
but when i fire back back hes gunna be the only one with fears
cus im the big jew child
and im awesome and wild

still no word from phragle
guess he is busy getting nailed by a monkey gaggle
don't make no difference he had no flow
and last time we spoke his car needed a tow
i aint trying to flex not now or ever
just sayin im right
but try anything else and im ready to fight
ain't nothing wrong with being a boat whore
so rap back again and ill throw out some more

[fund razor]

You're a multi-gender dorm queen with a grampa boat
that his brother sorta owns and needs a barrier coat.
You try for girls but the boys will do
Doesn't really matter as confused is you

Don't ever flex on the real deal
Don't act like you can do what you just don't feel
Best get back from the mic while you can still stop em
Cause I bust a cap in a binch and straight drop him

[LaughingCat]

Cause I bust a cap in a binch and straight drop him


'bout time someone brought in some Compton

[Perlmudder]

last time i checked my boat was cruisin
while you sit at home wrenchin and boozin
bring yours down to the lake and we'll have some fun
oh i forgot yours don't run
might not be mine
but that is fine
cus at the end of the day
im not the one who has to pay
dont matter if its ones or twos
threes or fours
my boat still has more mack then yours

[Chris]

How did I ever miss this thread?

[Bobcat]

if Sunkin raps I am moving in with Klaatu:ack2:

[Scarab KV]

lol....you two are still at it?

[Chris]

if Sunkin raps I am moving in with Klaatu:ack2:


No need to start looking for boxes...

[Perlmudder]

lol....you two are still at it?

all day, son!

[Perlmudder]

How did I ever miss this thread?

its the hidden gem of sos. :)

[Perlmudder]

laying in my bed
just getting things straight in my head
so i shall write you a song
much bigger then donky kong
it will scare the apache brave
with such a big wave
he will have no choice but to go back to his cave
for the water was to big
for even a cig
and still no sign of the phragle miester
perhaps he got caught up in a first year fiester
the man is a newb
i heard just the other day he yelled "omg i gots me a pube!"
they all say its a skater nation
but its winter up here so i will rock band on my playstation
and all that awaits in keywest for sunkin
is bobcat givin him a dunkin
and everything is tight
in the sos nation of delight

[phragle]

Any drunk still on his own two feet
can bust a rhyme and keep the beat
you words are so distressed
if you really want to impress
I'm ready to listen
while you discuss the renin-angiotensin system
for sodium you must keep and potassium you must delete
or you will be buried 6 feet deep.
yo...
knowledge is power
books I devour
Stand back and learn
from the man of the hour

[fund razor]

How did I ever miss this thread?

Luck.

[Wrinkleface]

No need to start looking for boxes...

Go 4 it Dude!! Show us your tough side!!!!!!!:biggrinjester:

[fund razor]

He's too tough for rap, and doesn't leave brass on the ground. ;)

[Perlmudder]

you rap a good beat
but lets face it, im more l33t
this man is sitting in class,
but i would rather be out fishing for bass
the sun just came out
i have no need to pout
cus im getting drunk tonight
word? aight!

[fund razor]

you rap a good beat
but lets face it, im more l33t
this man is sitting in class,
but i would rather be out fishing for bass
the sun just came out
i have no need to pout
cus im getting drunk tonight
word? aight!

Ok, you are more l33t.

I assume that it stands for guy who dresses up like Dog but ends up looking like Beth. :D

[Perlmudder]

Ok, you are more l33t.

I assume that it stands for guy who dresses up like Dog but ends up looking like Beth. :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet

READ UP!

[phragle]

My English professor once told me that wikipedia was about as reliable as his grandfathers bowel patterns.......