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45Sonic
03-23-2009, 07:00 AM
The Human Body

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.











(Men are still busy checking their thumbs!)

fund razor
03-23-2009, 07:13 AM
I admit to glancing at my thumb. :D

But I also thought that if you use 300 muscles standing up, you must use 600 when using sea legs. Therefore, boating is exercise. :D

JJ Apache
03-23-2009, 08:16 AM
Yea, I glanced at his thumbs too!:biggrinjester:

Ratickle
03-23-2009, 08:17 AM
The Human Body

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

(Men are still busy checking their thumbs!)

Measured from where? My wrist?:):):)

Boss252
03-23-2009, 08:28 AM
Never noticed before how huge my thumbs are :D

JJ Apache
03-23-2009, 08:39 AM
Measured from where? My wrist?:):):)

:rofl::rofl::rofl::

Perlmudder
03-23-2009, 08:39 AM
haha.

Wrinkleface
03-23-2009, 08:42 AM
Yea, I glanced at his thumbs too!:biggrinjester:

:eek:

JJ Apache
03-23-2009, 09:08 AM
:eek:

What???????:sifone:

Sea-Dated
03-23-2009, 12:02 PM
Glad to know I wasn't the only one......:biggrinjester:

MattBMiller
03-23-2009, 12:58 PM
I'm all thumbs

cigdaze
03-23-2009, 01:15 PM
Guilty. I looked. :D

old377guy
03-23-2009, 03:25 PM
I'm all thumbs

thinkin the same thing:26: