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BBB725
03-21-2009, 11:00 PM
HEY LITTLE GIRL, WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE?

A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day,
when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.
After following alongfor a while, turns to her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
"Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" says the little girl as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,
"Okay kid, my last offer!
I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on
the
back of my bike and we will go for a ride."

Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...

"Look Dad, You're the one who bought the d@*n Honda instead of a Harley,
YOU RIDE IT!"
Bobcat
03-21-2009, 11:08 PM
this is what passes for humor north of the 50 mile marker:leaving:
phragle
03-21-2009, 11:16 PM
HEY LITTLE GIRL, WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE?

A Little 10-year-old girl was sitting on the dock, alone, after school one day,
when a big man in a big red boat pulls up beside her.
he turns to her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps looking at the water.
The boater looks at her again and asks,
"Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop in."
"NO!" says the little girl as she as she stands up.
The boater looks at the little girl again and says,
"Okay kid, my last offer!
I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop in
and we will go for a ride."

Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...

"Look Dad, You're the one who bought the d@*n Bayliner instead of an Outerlimits,
Now your boating by yourself"


I fixed it for you.....
Bobcat
03-21-2009, 11:17 PM
whats a yoursel ?
MacGyver
03-22-2009, 08:09 AM
I fixed it for you.....

Hehe, nice :sifone:
BBB725
03-22-2009, 08:12 AM
this is what passes for humor north of the 50 mile marker:leaving:

It actually goes down as far as mm 40, the start of the seven mile bridge, which has been closed at night during the week for repairs:sifone:
Ratickle
03-22-2009, 08:22 AM
It actually goes down as far as mm 40, the start of the seven mile bridge, which has been closed at night during the week for repairs:sifone:

They heard a Bobcat was on the loose and seen as far north as Big Pine. Real mean ugly sucker too.......:sifone:
BBB725
03-22-2009, 08:59 AM
They heard a Bobcat was on the loose and seen as far north as Big Pine. Real mean ugly sucker too.......:sifone:

And reports have it that he moves pretty fast for an old guy:biggrinjester:
Bobcat
03-22-2009, 09:59 AM
reports lie !!!:(
Ratickle
03-22-2009, 11:36 AM
reports lie !!!:(

Okay, a slow old guy.......

They'd only have to close half the 7 mile bridge. It'd be daytime before he got all the way across.......
Bobcat
03-22-2009, 11:39 AM
there is a big hump in the middle , that is the deal breaker:sifone:
Ratickle
03-22-2009, 11:40 AM
there is a big hump in the middle , that is the deal breaker:sifone:

You'd probably try the old 7 mile bridge anyway:ack2:
cuda
03-22-2009, 01:46 PM
You'd probably try the old 7 mile bridge anyway:ack2:

That was one scary bidge coming back from KW at 4 in the morning. I remember (somewhat) coming back from KW in the middle of the night (morning?). The popo had closed off the entire old bridge, while they trucked the supports across it for the new bridge! :eek:
Ratickle
03-22-2009, 03:45 PM
That was one scary bidge coming back from KW at 4 in the morning. I remember (somewhat) coming back from KW in the middle of the night (morning?). The popo had closed off the entire old bridge, while they trucked the supports across it for the new bridge! :eek:

Way back in about 1969 or 70, we went across in a tropical depression. The waves were going over some of the lower causeways.
Wrinkleface
03-22-2009, 04:51 PM
HEY LITTLE GIRL, WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE?

A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day,
when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.
After following alongfor a while, turns to her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
"Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" says the little girl as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,
"Okay kid, my last offer!
I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on
the
back of my bike and we will go for a ride."

Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...

"Look Dad, You're the one who bought the d@*n Honda instead of a Harley,
YOU RIDE IT!"

dude, go back 2 work'n on the triple eggbeater!!!!!:beatdeadhorse5:
Bobcat
03-22-2009, 10:41 PM
That was one scary bidge coming back from KW at 4 in the morning. I remember (somewhat) coming back from KW in the middle of the night (morning?). The popo had closed off the entire old bridge, while they trucked the supports across it for the new bridge! :eek:
1984

Way back in about 1969 or 70, we went across in a tropical depression. The waves were going over some of the lower causeways.

I got nothin