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nortech4play
03-18-2009, 04:35 PM
DEAR DIARY: DAY 1

All packed for the cruise ship -- all my sexiest dresses
and make-up. Really excited.

DEAR DIARY: DAY 2

Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins.
Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.

DEAR DIARY: DAY 3

At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf
balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner.

Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very
attractive and attentive.

DEAR DIARY: DAY 4

Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to
have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

DEAR DIARY: DAY 5

Pool again today, got sun burnt, and went inside to drink
at piano bar for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me
several large drinks. Really is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined.

He told me if I did not let him have his way
with me he would sink the ship.. I was shocked.

DEAR DIARY: DAY 6

Today I saved 1600 lives.............Twice.:26:

Expensive Date
03-18-2009, 05:42 PM
:26:

clayinaustin
03-18-2009, 05:55 PM
Hey! I'm a boat captain! :D

45Sonic
03-18-2009, 07:27 PM
Swim or screw -- your choice :)

Perlmudder
03-18-2009, 07:41 PM
haha what a selfless human!

Sea-Dated
03-19-2009, 08:37 AM
:rofl::rofl:

What a humanitarian........

Davidmnc
03-19-2009, 08:43 AM
She is a giver

cigdaze
03-19-2009, 08:46 AM
Good girl...she can go home and tell everyone she saved 3200 people that day! :D

Perlmudder
03-19-2009, 10:25 AM
She is a giver

i'd say more of a receiver! :26: