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ChiefApache
03-10-2009, 04:28 PM
Please bring Jesus back.

Thank you.
BBB725
03-10-2009, 04:36 PM
Please bring Jesus back.

Thank you.

Stecz is god, or he think's he is, that isn't good enough?:biggrinjester:
cigdaze
03-10-2009, 04:39 PM
Jesus wouldn't do that.
ChiefApache
03-10-2009, 04:40 PM
Stecz is god, or he think's he is, that isn't good enough?:biggrinjester:

Not good enough. Sorry. :leaving:
BBB725
03-10-2009, 04:49 PM
Funny story about Jesus, kind of, anyway I'm not a big church goer or keep up with the latest trends, a bunch of years ago one of the girls in the office showed up with this yellow wrist band with green letters on it I looked closer and it was from one of my customers John Deere Waterloo Works , cause it had the letters JDWW printed continuously. So I ask how did she get the John Deere bracelet, Whoops wrong answer.:biggrinjester:
Chris
03-10-2009, 04:56 PM
How about Buddy Christ?
Dude! Sweet!
03-10-2009, 05:00 PM
Funny story about Jesus, kind of, anyway I'm not a big church goer or keep up with the latest trends, a bunch of years ago one of the girls in the office showed up with this yellow wrist band with green letters on it I looked closer and it was from one of my customers John Deere Waterloo Works , cause it had the letters JDWW printed continuously. So I ask how did she get the John Deere bracelet, Whoops wrong answer.:biggrinjester:

That is Sacri-larious!:sifone:
Dude! Sweet!
03-10-2009, 05:04 PM
And for the record, my favorite "busted T" is the Second Ammendment shirt...

(unfortunately, I keep getting an incorrect file extension message when I try to upload - which sorta kills the joke...)

Ah well, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!! :26:
Buoy
03-10-2009, 05:25 PM
I've been passing this every time I drive North to Toledo on 75.
I'm sure a few of you are familiar.
It kinda creeps me out.
Looks like Jesus carved out of butter.
Buoy
03-10-2009, 05:27 PM
When I was in Phoenix last week, Jesus sold me beer at the circle K.

And, got served a coffee at the airport by Moses - much younger than I pictured, and no beard.

These are both true.
BBB725
03-10-2009, 05:29 PM
I've been passing this every time I drive North to Toledo on 75.
I'm sure a few of you are familiar.
It kinda creeps me out.
Looks like Jesus carved out of butter.



Was it a touchdown or a fieldgoal?:biggrinjester:
Buoy
03-10-2009, 05:31 PM
Was it a touchdown or a fieldgoal?:biggrinjester:

OH CHIT!!!!
That was a mouthful of beer through the nose and at the screen...
Thanks, that was good - I rarely laugh out loud like that.
fund razor
03-10-2009, 05:33 PM
Those of us who are Notre Dame fans are familiar with "touchdown Jesus." :D
old377guy
03-10-2009, 05:36 PM
a second coming would be good
Dude! Sweet!
03-10-2009, 05:37 PM
Those of us who are Notre Dame fans are familiar with "touchdown Jesus." :D

Awww Fund! And to think I was just starting to like you...

And Tim, that butter sculpture comment is awesome. Me thinks someone's been to one too many state fairs! :26:
fund razor
03-10-2009, 05:38 PM
Awww Fund! And to think I was just starting to like you...

And Tim, that butter sculpture comment is awesome. Me thinks someone's been to one too many state fairs! :26:

Sorry, I meant USC.
I really need to be liked. :)
fund razor
03-10-2009, 05:39 PM
a second coming would be good

You're right, I temporarily forgot that the second coming was NOT 1/20/09. ;)
Dude! Sweet!
03-10-2009, 05:43 PM
Sorry, I meant USC.
I really need to be liked. :)

Ha ha ha!

Father went to ND, wife went to SC... Go 'Canes! :26:
DollaBill
03-10-2009, 05:43 PM
God spoke to me. He said watch out for Stecz. And, order him a martini
fund razor
03-10-2009, 05:50 PM
God spoke to me. He said watch out for Stecz. And, order him a martini
That wasn't God. It was a George Burns haunting. ;)
DollaBill
03-10-2009, 05:54 PM
George Burns is a god. Coincidence?......... I think not
DonziGirl
03-10-2009, 05:58 PM
I think there's a song some where about big butter Jesus on 75. I drove by it all the time when it was getting built. The guy who runs/owns the church also owns a Flea market next door.
fund razor
03-10-2009, 05:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-ksuOaI61g

Heywood Banks. There ya go Donzi.
Buoy
03-10-2009, 06:09 PM
I drove by it all the time when it was getting built.

So did they use real butter, or Parkay?:)

Flea market huh...
Guess now we know where all the donations for the poor go...
fund razor
03-10-2009, 06:10 PM
They used Imperial, Tim.
Tommy Gun
03-10-2009, 06:10 PM
Please bring Jesus back.

Thank you.

I wonder what Brian Boitano would do?
Buoy
03-10-2009, 06:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-ksuOaI61g

Heywood Banks. There ya go Donzi.

I really prefer "Jesus on the Grill" by Willy Porter, but I can't find it on youtube.
Buoy
03-10-2009, 06:13 PM
They used Imperial, Tim.

I switched back to real Land-O-Lakes BUTTER a few years ago.
That, and my love of bacon... Blood Pressure be damned...
fund razor
03-10-2009, 06:14 PM
I wonder what Brian Boitano would do?
I don't know, but from what I remember from the Olympics he would cry when he was done.
DollaBill
03-10-2009, 06:16 PM
I don't know, but from what I remember from the Olympics he would cry when he was done.

I'm pretty sure he's the kind of guy that would cry after "everything". Lets ask his boyfriend
fund razor
03-10-2009, 06:18 PM
I'm pretty sure he's the kind of guy that would cry after "everything". Lets ask Stecz

Yeah, he may know.
Tony
03-10-2009, 06:45 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-ksuOaI61g

Heywood Banks. There ya go Donzi.

This ones better. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq01UYiMyHg
MacGyver
03-10-2009, 06:50 PM
I switched back to real Land-O-Lakes BUTTER a few years ago.
That, and my love of bacon... Blood Pressure be damned...

Nothing better then real butter. :drool5:
fund razor
03-10-2009, 06:53 PM
I watched it Tony.
Ha. :D
phragle
03-10-2009, 08:00 PM
:o
Chris
03-10-2009, 08:12 PM
Fabio Jesus?

We're going to Hell.
fund razor
03-10-2009, 08:12 PM
I work at a convent. I'm out of this thread. :)
phragle
03-10-2009, 08:30 PM
Fundy, that just led me to think of that kids movie..march of the penguins
stecz20
03-10-2009, 09:07 PM
Fabio Jesus?

We're going to Hell.

whats this we're sh it baby.... im a catholic, 15 hail marys, im good baby... :26::26:
Tommy Gun
03-10-2009, 09:18 PM
whats this we're sh it baby.... im a catholic, 15 hail marys, im good baby... :26::26:

15 hail mary's...did you touch yourself in an impure manner? (again)
Ratickle
03-10-2009, 09:20 PM
15 hail mary's...did you touch yourself in an impure manner? (again)

Hasn't quit yet....:sifone::sifone:
Buoy
03-10-2009, 09:24 PM
15 hail mary's...did you touch yourself in an impure manner? (again)

Or did the priest?

Hey, I'm a catholic boy too, but was never an altar boy.
Bobcat
03-11-2009, 12:12 AM
Fabio Jesus?

We're going to Hell.

I am an atheist and I am scared !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:sifone:
phragle
03-11-2009, 12:26 AM
Do you know the fastest way to get a nun pregnant???
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Dress her up as an alter boy...
ChiefApache
03-11-2009, 08:23 AM
Fabio Jesus?

We're going to Hell.

Oh yeah!
Dude! Sweet!
03-11-2009, 12:19 PM
Ha! I'm a catholic, but I'm a baaaad catholic! :D

I was an alterboy until I went to college. I figure I'm done with church. I've got a credit... And none of the priests ever hit on me. I wonder if I've got a claim against the church for damaging my self esteem because nobody ever tried to mollest me?

WWBRD (What would Burt Reynolds Do)...
Ratickle
03-14-2009, 10:28 PM
I was an alterboy until I went to college. And none of the priests ever hit on me. I wonder if I've got a claim against the church for damaging my self esteem because nobody ever tried to mollest me?

WWBRD (What would Burt Reynolds Do)...

Have you looked at your pic in your avatar:ack2:? No wonder........:sifone:
fund razor
03-14-2009, 10:35 PM
Ha! I'm a catholic, but I'm a baaaad catholic! :D

I was an alterboy until I went to college. I figure I'm done with church. I've got a credit... And none of the priests ever hit on me. I wonder if I've got a claim against the church for damaging my self esteem because nobody ever tried to mollest me?

WWBRD (What would Burt Reynolds Do)...

I think that you mean "altarboy" there, Sean. ;)
The other spelling could be misconstrued. (I mean, if the reader didn't have the burt reynolds thing to overcome as well.) :D:leaving:
sellsman11
03-15-2009, 08:18 PM
I think that you mean "altarboy" there, Sean. ;)
The other spelling could be misconstrued. (I mean, if the reader didn't have the burt reynolds thing to overcome as well.) :D:leaving:


snicker...:rofl:
Dude! Sweet!
03-16-2009, 01:18 PM
I think that you mean "altarboy" there, Sean. ;)
The other spelling could be misconstrued. (I mean, if the reader didn't have the burt reynolds thing to overcome as well.) :D:leaving:

Hey now, I'm not the one that lives in Key West! :26:

Good thing I hadn't been talking about "Drag Racing" when I made that spelling error.

And for the record, I think the robes make me look regal. :biggrinjester:
Bobcat
03-16-2009, 01:40 PM
hey now, i'm not the one that lives in key west! :26:






:dupe::dupe::dupe:
Don't throw me under the bus dude !:sifone: Last time i corrected funds spelling he deleted both posts:(

:26::26:
Dude! Sweet!
03-16-2009, 03:09 PM
Sorry bud... I owe ya a beer. The joke was too ripe. I couldn't let it slide. :D
fund razor
03-16-2009, 03:12 PM
I had no choice but to crack that joke. Not to crack an alterboy joke would be a well.... sin. :D