PDA

View Full Version : Monday funny



45Sonic
03-09-2009, 07:00 AM
MONDAY

It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake.
The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY
Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve
without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend
home for supper.

WEDNESDAY
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly
before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't
say it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY
Today Tom asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

SATURDAY Tom did the shopping today and brought home a
chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I don't have any clothes that fit it and for some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY
Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I
had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the
oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my
disappointment.




GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for
tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose.