View Full Version : we now know what the Mi. racers do in the off season....
phragle
02-26-2009, 08:37 PM
http://www.toledoonthemove.com/news/news_story.aspx?id=265698
Thursday, February 26, 2009 at 10:34 a.m.
SAGINAW, Mich. (AP) - A Saginaw County man has pleaded no contest to indecent exposure after police say he was arrested for performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum.
The Saginaw News reports 29-year-old Jason Leroy Savage of Swan Creek Township entered the plea Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court.
A no-contest plea is not an admission of guilt but will be treated as one at sentencing on March 25.
Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.
Defense attorney Philip Alexander Sturtz had no immediate comment
Ratickle
02-26-2009, 08:59 PM
That's why some car washes are more than a quarter.....
JJ Apache
02-26-2009, 09:32 PM
yuck. thats gross. :ack2: :ack2: :ack2:
Dude! Sweet!
02-26-2009, 09:38 PM
I think this bears repeating...
"performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum"
I'm still freaking laughing about it. Talk about getting sucked off! :D
phragle
02-26-2009, 10:11 PM
could leave a hickey on your dickey.... think the guy has one of those penis pump gizmos?? maybe the industrial version??
Reminds me of an old joke...what do you call a black chick with braces?? a black and decker percker wrecker
Offshore Ginger
02-26-2009, 10:45 PM
Saginaw is only for queers and steers , and talk about SLUM CITY, GETTO , DRUGS . CRIME , WHORES , PIMPS AND NOT TO MENTION THE EDUCATION SYSTEM THAT HAS FALLEN TO THE WAYSIDE . I guess if you do not live in that city , consider yourself VERY LUCKY . GHETTOOOOOOOO.:26:
MattBMiller
02-27-2009, 09:13 AM
I can't imagine being the cop pulling up to that scene, I think I would just have to laugh.
Sea-Dated
02-27-2009, 09:17 AM
I can't imagine being the cop pulling up to that scene, I think I would just have to laugh.
No chit, it would take 20 minutes to coompose myself before I could arrest his perverted ass.......:rofl::rofl:
Ms PatriYacht
02-27-2009, 10:39 AM
that just sucks:biggrinjester::rofl:
Bobcat
02-27-2009, 10:56 AM
there are no car washes here:(
cigdaze
02-27-2009, 10:58 AM
Times are tough. Hookers are getting expensive.
Bobcat
02-27-2009, 11:07 AM
and not a single "stimulus package" joke:biggrinjester:
cigdaze
02-27-2009, 11:46 AM
It goes without saying that he had a stimulated package.
:D
Chris
02-27-2009, 12:35 PM
This guy doesn't have a vacuum cleaner at home?
This guy doesn't have a vacuum cleaner at home?
he probably wanted some "strange"
cigdaze
02-27-2009, 12:42 PM
This guy doesn't have a vacuum cleaner at home?
Why make such a deposit in your own machine?
This guy doesn't have a vacuum cleaner at home?
Wet vacs work best......
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.......errr...ahhh....well, that's what someone told me
:leaving:
cigdaze
02-27-2009, 01:39 PM
Dry vacs work too, just got to lick it before you stick it.
Ratickle
02-27-2009, 08:53 PM
Dry vacs work too, just got to lick it before you stick it.
Ahhhhh, nothing like the voice of experience......:sifone:
cigdaze
02-27-2009, 09:34 PM
When the going gets tough...
:D
The tough buy a Hoover?:huh:
Bobcat
02-28-2009, 10:57 AM
my shop vac is a "RIGID"
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