seebeagle
02-21-2009, 07:34 AM
A guy is going to get married.So his friends take him out to a strip club for his bachelor party and hire a hot little stripper.Later on in the evening the bachelor and the stripper go into a private room and start to get busy with each other.As things get hot and heavy,the stripper yanks his yodel to hard and rips it off.They throw it in a cooler on ice and go to the hospital and have it sewn and splinted back on.The next morning is the wedding and everything goes great.The same for the reception,perfect.The new husband and his bride go on their honeymoon,and now their ready to get it on.As the new wife is undressing,she tells her hubby to go slow because she has never done this before.The husband tells her, as he's pulling down his pants,Oh don't worry,neither have I,see,it is still in the crate.