txriverrat2001
02-11-2009, 11:00 AM
A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian
> woodpecker were in
> Mexico arguing about which place had the
> toughest trees. The
> Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a
> tree that no woodpecker could peck.
>
> The Canadian woodpecker accepted his
> challenge and promptly pecked
> a hole in the tree with no problem. The
> Mexican woodpecker was
> amazed.
>
> The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican
> woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that
> was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently
> used by woodpeckers ).
> The Mexican woodpecker expressed
> confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.
>
> The two flew to Canada
> where the Mexican woodpecker successfully
> pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without
> breaking a sweat.
>
> Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused.
> How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the
> Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the
> Canadian tree, yet either was able to peck the tree in
> their own country?
>
> After much woodpecker pondering, they both
> came to the same conclusion:
>
>
>
> Apparently, your pecker gets harder when
> you're away from home.
> woodpecker were in
> Mexico arguing about which place had the
> toughest trees. The
> Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a
> tree that no woodpecker could peck.
>
> The Canadian woodpecker accepted his
> challenge and promptly pecked
> a hole in the tree with no problem. The
> Mexican woodpecker was
> amazed.
>
> The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican
> woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that
> was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently
> used by woodpeckers ).
> The Mexican woodpecker expressed
> confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.
>
> The two flew to Canada
> where the Mexican woodpecker successfully
> pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without
> breaking a sweat.
>
> Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused.
> How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the
> Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the
> Canadian tree, yet either was able to peck the tree in
> their own country?
>
> After much woodpecker pondering, they both
> came to the same conclusion:
>
>
>
> Apparently, your pecker gets harder when
> you're away from home.