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BBB725
02-05-2009, 11:00 AM
They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64.. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became indignant and informed me she was Educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again.. I gave her the money back ..... same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64


They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said “buy one-get one free.” “They’re already buy-one-get-one-free,” she said, “so I guess they’re both free.” She handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.


They Walk Among Us!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.


They Walk Among Us!
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, “Look at that dead bird!” One of my friends looked up at the sky and said, “Where?”


They Walk Among Us!
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn’t want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, “Does the sun rise in the north?” When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, “Oh, I don’t keep up with all that stuff.”


They Walk Among Us
I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. “Now,” she asked me, “has your plane arrived yet?”


They Walk Among Us!
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding, “Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don’t think I’m hungry enough to eat 6 pieces..”


They Walk Among Us,
and they Reproduce and theyVOTE!

Sea-Dated
02-05-2009, 11:08 AM
At least these people make the rest of us look really, really smart.....

cigdaze
02-05-2009, 11:20 AM
There are indeed a lot of dumb people out there.

Perlmudder
02-05-2009, 11:45 AM
haha

clayinaustin
02-05-2009, 12:30 PM
I have said it many times before...

Fully HALF of the people walking around have a BELOW AVERAGE IQ. :rolleyes:

showtime83
02-05-2009, 12:40 PM
they made a movie about this, called idiocarcy, i didnt find it funny, but i thought it was pretty accurate

DonziGirl
02-05-2009, 01:36 PM
Idiocracy (the movie) is one of the scariest movies I've ever seen because you can see it in action almost daily.

Mark
02-05-2009, 01:47 PM
Reminds me of the "Here's your sign" jokes.

Expensive Date
02-05-2009, 03:16 PM
I have said it many times before...

Fully HALF of the people walking around have a BELOW AVERAGE IQ. :rolleyes:

Its way more than 1/2 here you Texans must be smarter

Dude! Sweet!
02-05-2009, 06:30 PM
George Carlin said "consider how stupid your average person is, now consider that half the people are even dumber than that..."

Tony
02-05-2009, 07:00 PM
I'm done talking about the Idiocracy movie. Im convinced that I'm already living in it. Today I stopped at a gas station on the way home to buy beer and was asked for ID. I handed the broad my credit card by accident, she looks at it and says OK and hands it back. Admit it guys, were ****ed!

HiZ
02-05-2009, 07:05 PM
Total Jeff Foxworthy

inbetween
02-05-2009, 10:51 PM
Idiocracy (the movie) is one of the scariest movies I've ever seen because you can see it in action almost daily.

Seeing it in action every day, Idiocracy (the lifestyle) is pretty scary

Scarab KV
02-06-2009, 10:23 AM
I see just as much Idiocracy from behind the checkout to. Always have to remind myself, "The customer is always right"
God I love working with the public.

Tony
02-06-2009, 10:52 AM
The customer IS NOT always right. In my line of work if they absolutly insist that they are right, and I'm wrong, then they can sign the waiver.;)

Scarab KV
02-06-2009, 10:57 AM
The customer IS NOT always right. In my line of work if they absolutly insist that they are right, and I'm wrong, then they can sign the waiver.;)

Let me refraise that. "The customer is always right"....in his own mind:biggrinjester:

ILMORdude
02-07-2009, 03:33 AM
Trucker gets his rig wedged under the over pass-
Cop- You get stuck huh??
Trucker- Nope....just haulin this bridge and my rig done run out of fuel

MarylandMark
02-07-2009, 07:12 AM
I don't care if they walk amoung us- entertaining stuff. I just wish they couldn't vote!

Scarab KV
02-07-2009, 10:08 AM
Trucker gets his rig wedged under the over pass-
Cop- You get stuck huh??
Trucker- Nope....just haulin this bridge and my rig done run out of fuel


I don't care if they walk amoung us- entertaining stuff. I just wish they couldn't vote!

:rofl::rofl: