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phragle
01-20-2009, 02:58 PM
how in the hell does Cheney wrench his back moving?? 150 million for an inaug. hoopla and cheney can't get a couple guys to move a couch?? wtf is wrong with this country??????

Sea-Dated
01-20-2009, 02:59 PM
They said his wife asked him to move something and did not want to wait for help. It is always the womens fault isn't it?

:biggrinjester:

Wrinkleface
01-20-2009, 03:21 PM
They said his wife asked him to move something and did not want to wait for help. It is always the womens fault isn't it?

:biggrinjester:

Women, Can't live w'm, can't live w/out'm, can't shoot'm, legally!!!!!:beatdeadhorse5:

phragle
01-20-2009, 03:32 PM
Is Leavenworth wheelchair-accessible?

Ignorance is bliss, no political official, in fact no man is without skeletons in the closet. No man is without fault, no man is without agenda. If crimes were commited by any administration may due process prevail. Though it would be nice to figure out how to shoot someone in the azz and get away with it.

Chris
01-20-2009, 04:07 PM
Cheney is a man. He does his own work. He's not some f'ing pantywaist that subs the dirty work out.

He doesn't mind getting a little dirt on his hands, nor occasionally some blood.

My kinda' guy.

Wrinkleface
01-20-2009, 08:35 PM
...it would be nice to figure out how to shoot someone in the azz and get away with it.


He shot somebody in the face and got away with it.

bad shot!!!!:26:

Mopower
01-20-2009, 08:44 PM
Probably the first thing he did in the last 8 years:rofl:

JupiterSunsation
01-20-2009, 09:59 PM
Probably the first thing he did in the last 8 years:rofl:

uhhh, I think he was running the country while George Jr. was playing cowboys and indians on his ranch while looking for weapons of mass destruction.......

LaughingCat
01-20-2009, 10:26 PM
read earlier that cheney was injured in a struggle with Secret Service as he tried to wage was with Iran last night.

ROGUE
01-20-2009, 10:40 PM
...it would be nice to figure out how to shoot someone in the azz and get away with it.


He shot somebody in the face and got away with it.

I cant wait to go hunting with you, I rarely miss.

BUIZILLA
01-20-2009, 10:44 PM
I cant wait to go hunting with you, I rarely miss.
well, we now have our POTW :biggrinjester: :sifone:

fund razor
01-21-2009, 08:03 AM
I must demure. My eyes are not what they used to be.
Apparently your vocab aint what it used to be either.
Demure:
adjective (of a young woman) shy, reserved, modest, retiring, reticent, unassuming, diffident, decorous

clayinaustin
01-21-2009, 09:49 AM
I cant wait to go hunting with you, I rarely miss.

POTW nom. :p

Perlmudder
01-21-2009, 09:50 AM
...it would be nice to figure out how to shoot someone in the azz and get away with it.


He shot somebody in the face and got away with it.

I shot a girl in the face one time... she never called me back...:sifone:

Sea-Dated
01-21-2009, 01:17 PM
Apparently your vocab aint what it used to be either.
Demure:
adjective (of a young woman) shy, reserved, modest, retiring, reticent, unassuming, diffident, decorous

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Tony
01-21-2009, 01:25 PM
I shot a girl in the face one time... she never called me back...:sifone:

The nerve....:ack2:

Davidmnc
01-21-2009, 01:42 PM
I shot a girl in the face one time... she never called me back...:sifone:

That's a great way to find out if she is a keeper!!! If she comes back the is definetly a keeper. If not oh well! :biggrinjester:

cigdaze
01-21-2009, 03:08 PM
Apparently your vocab aint what it used to be either.
Demure:
adjective (of a young woman) shy, reserved, modest, retiring, reticent, unassuming, diffident, decorous
Clearly there's been a mistake; he possesses none of those desirable characteristics. Alas, He mustn't demure.

cigdaze
01-21-2009, 03:09 PM
I shot a girl in the face one time... she never called me back...:sifone:
She prefers a larger caliber.

:biggrinjester:

Sea-Dated
01-21-2009, 03:12 PM
She prefers a larger caliber.

:biggrinjester:


:rofl::rofl::biggrinjester::biggrinjester:

scandelous
01-21-2009, 03:28 PM
:rofl: too F in much LOL

fund razor
01-21-2009, 03:34 PM
She prefers a larger caliber.

:biggrinjester:
Ya... that was a spit water across my office kind of comment. :D

phragle
01-21-2009, 03:39 PM
I shot a girl in the face one time... she never called me back...:sifone:

I shot a girl in the face once, she woke up *****ing about her eyes being glued shut. Being an experienced medic, I told her to take shower and make breakfast. Months later she wouldn't leave. I had to kick her out.

txriverrat2001
01-21-2009, 03:57 PM
That's funny chit right there.......:rofl:

Davidmnc
01-21-2009, 05:21 PM
she prefers a larger caliber.

:biggrinjester:


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phragle
01-21-2009, 05:36 PM
Great Dave, you have graduated from sheep to passive aggressive nuns, freakin wonderful.

Buoy
01-21-2009, 06:52 PM
She prefers a larger caliber.

:biggrinjester:


Ya... that was a spit water across my office kind of comment. :D

I'm glad Nick didn't post that until after lunch, and I didn't read it until I got home.

I would have had to explain why I was laughing so hard to the sweet little church going lady that runs our testing dept. that has a desk ten foot from mine...

Fund, you must have your own office away from the nuns.

Perlmudder
01-21-2009, 07:44 PM
I shot a girl in the face once, she woke up *****ing about her eyes being glued shut. Being an experienced medic, I told her to take shower and make breakfast. Months later she wouldn't leave. I had to kick her out.

looks like i got the better deal!

Perlmudder
01-21-2009, 07:44 PM
She prefers a larger caliber.

:biggrinjester:

well played sir!

cigdaze
01-21-2009, 08:27 PM
Heheh...LOL...I thought you guys would enjoy that one! ;)