PDA

View Full Version : I Learned A New Term Tonight



Chris
01-15-2009, 11:06 PM
I'm catching up on my light reading this evening in the can. For some reason, a comp subscription to Maxim magazine started showing up at work- no idea. I'm pretty far off of their demographic. Anyway, I'm reading this article about how to get laid at the Obama inauguration. Their best tip was to print up some fake business cards and go a few days early as "advance team". They claim this is a sure winner.

In fact...

"It's guaranteed to get you to fifth base. (And "fifth base" is exactly what you think it is)"

Fifth base. I learned something new tonight :)

Expensive Date
01-15-2009, 11:08 PM
So when are we leaving:biggrinjester:

Ratickle
01-15-2009, 11:13 PM
So when are we leaving:biggrinjester:

You can't go. You'd forget and use your real card.:26::03::26:

stecz20
01-15-2009, 11:14 PM
There is nothing like a pretty girls dirty place when its nice and fresh.

old377guy
01-15-2009, 11:15 PM
I'm still thinking...........

phragle
01-15-2009, 11:38 PM
5th base is divorced before you even get to bat.

masher44
01-16-2009, 12:20 AM
6th base is cleaning you off

dwtinc
01-16-2009, 01:57 AM
Yeap 5th

boatme
01-16-2009, 06:31 AM
Since the testicular surgury all i have is on foul ball :)

cigdaze
01-16-2009, 08:36 AM
5th base...LOL!...in Pulp Fiction fashion, the unholiest of holes. :D

Wrinkleface
01-16-2009, 09:54 AM
before you even get to bat.

Or get hit by 1 upside the head!!!:26:

Chris
01-16-2009, 10:11 AM
6th base is cleaning you off

6th? That's pushing it.

I'd be happy to score tickets for bleacher seats every once in a while.

Davidmnc
01-16-2009, 10:31 AM
5 th base hughhhhhmmmmmmmm...........Is that where Stecz goes with his sheep??? :huh:

Wrinkleface
01-16-2009, 10:37 AM
5 th base hughhhhhmmmmmmmm...........Is that where Stecz goes with his sheep??? :huh:

He tries!!!!!!!!!!!:26::03:

Davidmnc
01-16-2009, 10:43 AM
He tries!!!!!!!!!!!:26::03:

Can't fault a guy for try'n.........well........when it comes to sheep I guess you can! :ack2:

Wrinkleface
01-16-2009, 10:47 AM
Can't fault a guy for try'n.........well........when it comes to sheep I guess you can! :ack2:

Frik'n A man!! Getz me scared 4 George!!!!:26:

Davidmnc
01-16-2009, 11:42 AM
Frik'n A man!! Getz me scared 4 George!!!!:26:

George is safe (I think), just don't dress him like a sheep! :lurk5:

Perlmudder
01-16-2009, 11:48 AM
anal sex is wild and leaves no child! =)

MarylandMark
01-16-2009, 12:10 PM
I plead the 5th.

For some reason it is all coming together now

Racegirl3
01-16-2009, 12:20 PM
I'd be happy to score tickets for bleacher seats every once in a while.



While I understand that live performances are best (always better to go to a game than watch it on tv), the taped exhibitions aint so bad :blush5:

dwtinc
01-16-2009, 12:21 PM
I stop at 4th

Davidmnc
01-16-2009, 12:22 PM
While I understand that live performances are best (always better to go to a game than watch it on tv), the taped exhibitions aint so bad :blush5:

You crack me up! :rofl::rofl:

Tommy Gun
01-16-2009, 05:07 PM
There is nothing like a pretty girls dirty place when its nice and fresh.

Yep, it's called the Dugout.

DollaBill
01-16-2009, 05:11 PM
Any ideas on 7th?

Davidmnc
01-16-2009, 05:21 PM
Any ideas on 7th?

Left ear? :huh:

dwtinc
01-16-2009, 05:23 PM
Where does it stop

boatme
01-16-2009, 05:26 PM
Where does it stop


When ya buy the team! Once you own it They stop playing

THE END LOL:26:

MarylandMark
01-16-2009, 08:24 PM
:)

5th base!

03darkshadow
01-16-2009, 09:16 PM
Left ear? :huh:



like from family guy. "ear sex, once you go black you go deaf"

inbetween
01-16-2009, 11:24 PM
While I understand that live performances are best (always better to go to a game than watch it on tv), the taped exhibitions aint so bad :blush5:

you can pause, zoom, rewind, nap and replay :biggrinjester:

dwtinc
01-17-2009, 02:09 AM
When ya buy the team! Once you own it They stop playing

THE END LOL:26:

How right you are