unofficial sos poem

[Bobcat]

this will probably be less popular than the pin the tail on the stecz at kids parties


Beaded water,heavy rumble
proper dreams and such
a warm day and a fast boat
I don't ask for much

[Bobcat]

swing away jimmy, swing away

[Wrinkleface]

this will probably be less popular than the pin the tail on the stecz at kids parties




I understand it is 1 big tail!!!!!!!!!!!!!:26:

[fund razor]

this will probably be less popular than the pin the tail on the stecz at kids parties


Beaded water,heavy rumble
proper dreams and such
a warm day and a fast boat
I don't ask for much

Rougher water, heavy skipper
Propped out just enough
Hope I don't ever flip her
or I trip and stuff.

[fund razor]

Beaded sweat, heavy drinker
drunken dreams and such
Hope the weather doesn't sink her
or make her break too much.

[fund razor]

Bob has a whatzit for a boat
Not much to look at but she float.
Has a couch onboard for counting sheep,
Sometimes for counting goat.

[Sea-Dated]

:rofl:

[yesrej]

its gonna be a long day...

[clayinaustin]

Any poem for SOS should be in Iambic Pentameter! :p

There once was a man with a boat
And every weekend he would float
In the cove with his playmates
Some called them the Claymates
And that is all she wrote! :D

[fund razor]

Any poem for SOS should be in Iambic Pentameter! :p

There once was a man with a boat
And every weekend he would float
In the cove with his playmates
Some called them the Claymates
And that is all she wrote! :D
That's a Limerick.
Ok... now do one using Iambic Pentameter. :D

[Airpacker]

you guys are Seriously screwed :) Of course, I mean that in the nicest way possible.

[fund razor]

There once was a mod named Airpacker
He watched for the thread post hijacker
But he lived too far north
for the sun to pour forth
so pale was the canadian cracker.

[clayinaustin]

That's a Limerick.
Ok... now do one using Iambic Pentameter. :D

DOH! You're correct. So much for English class! :p

[JJ Apache]

There once was a mod named Airpacker
He watched for the thread post hijacker
But he lived too far north
for the sun to pour forth
so pale was the canadian cracker.




Oh no he diint! :ack2:

[Perlmudder]

i went out in the resin bucket,
the water was rough but i said **** it!
i was running with the pros,
and later slammin' hoes,
chopped her in the jump seat,
she couldnt get 'nough of my meat,
thought i was going south,
but i filled her great big mouth,
the water got more splashy,
but i had no worries, for i was in an apache!

haha.

[fund razor]

i went out in the resin bucket,
the water was rough but i said **** it!
i was running with the pros,
and later slammin' hoes,
chopped her in the jump seat,
she couldnt get 'nough of my meat,
thought i was going south,
but i filled her great big mouth,
the water got more splashy,
but i had no worries, for i was in an apache!

haha.

Needs some help.

Here:
Went out in the resin bucket,
the water was rough... but phuckit.
Was running with pros,


nope. It can't be fixed. Sorry.

[fund razor]

There once was a poster named fund.
He posted but mostly he punned.
He bought an Apache
That Tony can't catchy,
And a cig28 can't outgun.

:D :D :D

[fund razor]

Wow. Molson Ice makes me "creative." :D

[Perlmudder]

win or lose,
we hit the booze,
we race on sunday,
and sell boats monday,
cus' the first to get paid,
are the first to get laid!

for all you taladega knights fans out there!

[Perlmudder]

There once was a poster named fund.
He posted but mostly he punned.
He bought an Apache
That Tony can't catchy,
And a cig28 can't outgun.

:D :D :D

you are truly a poet sir!

[Tony]

A guy named Fundy McChimp
Had a thing in his pants that was very

..ohh nevermind. :rolleyes: :D

[fund razor]

A guy named Fundy McChimp
Had a thing in his pants that was very

..ohh nevermind. :rolleyes: :D

That whole monkey thing is hot right now. :D

[Buoy]

Bobcat look what ya gone and done now...:ack2:

Now that John's into the Molson Ice, I'm guessing he goes all night.
This is like a post whore thread just for him.:biggrinjester:

[fund razor]

Bobcat just look what you've done.
I'm rhyming and having some fun
But bouy is right
I may go all dam night
Or until I have drank the last one.

[Offshoredrillin]

this will probably be less popular than the pin the tail on the stecz at kids parties


Beaded water,heavy rumble
proper dreams and such
a warm day and a fast boat
I don't ask for much

first you're grumpy and pissy, now you're gay...make up your mind already Francis.

[fund razor]

first you're pissy

It was the baby oil.

[Buoy]

Bobcat just look what you've done.
I'm rhyming and having some fun
But bouy is right
I may go all dam night
Or until I have drank the last one.

See what I mean...

This only the beginning...

[fund razor]

It's like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Suess.

Or Dr. Suess and Mr. Hyde... that's it!! :D

[fund razor]

See what I mean...

This only the beginning...

The ones that I can't post are the best. :D

[Davidmnc]

Post em.........see I can say **** and it just blanks it out!!!

[fund razor]

Process failed. Unable to give a damn.

lol.

[Davidmnc]

Process failed. Unable to give a damn.

lol.

Thank you!

[Buoy]

It was the baby oil.

That's incontinent with other reports.:)

[Bobcat]

there once was a girl from kilkenny
who's usual charge was a penny
but for half that sum
you could roger her bum
a source of amusement for many

[fund razor]

There was a Bobcat from Key West
Whose boat was once put to the test.
The skipper screamed "ouch"
as he bounced off the couch
and Bobcat can tell you the rest.

[Bobcat]

oh, and you are all bastages. I am going to put on my pink crocs and go ump softball. should be fun I am already half in the bag.:sifone:

[Buoy]

I am already half in the bag.:sifone:

Left or right?
Top or bottom?
front or back?

[fund razor]

Reminds me of a restaurant with a "half chicken."

I asked the waitress if it was the top or the bottom.

:D

[Buoy]

Reminds me of a restaurant with a "half chicken."

I asked the waitress if it was the top or the bottom.

:D

Once at a Denny's (the one on Buck rd. where I had my first job in HS) I was there for food after last call at the bar.
I ordered the Fried chicken, and a scrambled egg breakfast just to see which would come first.:sifone:

[Davidmnc]

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[Buoy]

140721407214072

Cool.
But can you make him give the finger?

Or better yet, throwing the shocker?

[Davidmnc]

No.......But how about this?


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[Tony]

Cool.
But can you make him give the finger?

Or better yet, throwing the shocker?


The shocker is played. The Minivan is the new shocker.

[Davidmnc]

The shocker is played. The Minivan is the new shocker.

:huh:

[Buoy]

The shocker is played. The Minivan is the new shocker.

Yep, ya lost me too.
Is this a MILF reference?
Clue me in.

[fund razor]

Clue somebody in.