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stecz20
01-09-2009, 12:38 AM
You guys are really killing it. Hell of a job sunkin. Way to rally the troops. Since this place is so slow masher and myself had emergency meetings last few days and I think were gonna have to let you go sunkin. since I already have an empire and people to watch over, I give masher sunkins job. Masher is your new god. Fear him.

Since masher has been so loyal to me I bestow this gift onto you. Do with it as you like. I of coarse will keep my position living god.

Good luck masher. She's all yours.

Your king stecz

inbetween
01-09-2009, 12:43 AM
Not you again...

MOBILEMERCMAN
01-09-2009, 12:58 AM
We missed you while you were gone.

Did your sheep roam away?

masher44
01-09-2009, 01:00 AM
The nerds were organizing a take over. It wasn't pretty but I had to get DC involved. He said sunky was sweating like a whore in church, a big softy

MOBILEMERCMAN
01-09-2009, 01:06 AM
The nerds were organizing a take over. It wasn't pretty but I had to get DC involved. He said sunky was sweating like a whore in church, a big softy

You must have lost count somewhere.

stecz20
01-09-2009, 01:10 AM
You must have lost count somewhere.

When did you see him counting?

I do think he called you a nerd jim, you gonna take that? Poor fella you.

Chris
01-09-2009, 01:14 AM
We're mere moments away from public executions.

stecz20
01-09-2009, 01:20 AM
Cool. I can shoot some of these pigs in the ass with flaming arrows then watch them run around.

MOBILEMERCMAN
01-09-2009, 01:23 AM
When did you see him counting?

I do think he called you a nerd jim, you gonna take that? Poor fella you.

I have been called worse.

This is the first time for nerd though

masher44
01-09-2009, 01:24 AM
Stecz let's buy matco and fire tim

MOBILEMERCMAN
01-09-2009, 01:24 AM
Cool. I can shoot some of these pigs in the ass with flaming arrows then watch them run around.

Are flaming arrows really your first choice?

stecz20
01-09-2009, 01:30 AM
Stecz let's buy matco and fire tim

This ia why he is vp, always thinking. Do you even think he's on matcos books. I heard he was a gipsy tool salesman.

Tank
01-09-2009, 03:02 AM
stecz, how'd the anal retread surgery go? All healed up?
:rofl:

phragle
01-09-2009, 03:46 AM
stecz, how'd the anal retread surgery go? All healed up?
:rofl:

Somehow the thought of someone getting their azz vulcanized never really occured to me before now....

Ratickle
01-09-2009, 06:32 AM
Hell of a job sunkin.
Way to rally the troops.
I give sunkin Masher.
She's all yours.
Good luck masher.

stecz

If you know the "Stecz" secret code to remove the unimportant letters and words, it's not that difficult to find the true hidden meaning of his posts. I just am not sure what use Chris could find for Masher. Any ideas?:03:

(The obvious ones are not an option for Chris and should not be put into text.:ack2:)

masher44
01-09-2009, 07:07 AM
Keep it up dicktickler and I will buy your town in western Michigan and turn it into a landfill

boatme
01-09-2009, 07:07 AM
STEZ=

Strange
Tard
Eating
Zagnuts --- Who is zagnuts???

Hey here is your poster I figure it will look proper to you since you are drunk all the time
Put on your beer gogles and this should look PERFECT

Madpoodle
01-09-2009, 07:48 AM
Re-vulcanized? I'm thinking he had it rhino lined...

fund razor
01-09-2009, 08:35 AM
Was Dave gone?

Wrinkleface
01-09-2009, 09:12 AM
Was Dave gone?

Who's Dave??:seeya:

cosmic12
01-09-2009, 09:23 AM
Flaming what? Dave who? Gone? From where?:seeya:

Davidmnc
01-09-2009, 09:40 AM
Who's Dave??:seeya:

Stecz....... :seeya:

Davidmnc
01-09-2009, 09:42 AM
Cool. I can shoot some of these pigs in the ass with flaming arrows then watch them run around.

Any time you start talking about shooting some thing in some body’s ass we all get VERY nervous!!!!http://seriousoffshore.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=11&pictureid=74

RPM
01-09-2009, 10:09 AM
Was Dave gone?

He said He had a virus when I talked to him..and honestly I don't doubt it with all the dirty sheep talk...Emergency meeting my a**!! Masher better be careful .. He'll be next. hence the "I bestow my gift into you" comment by Stecz. Yuk. That's one gift I can do without.:ack2:

Davidmnc
01-09-2009, 10:10 AM
He said He had a virus when I talked to him..and honestly I don't doubt it with all the dirty sheep talk...Emergency meeting my a**!! Masher better be careful .. He'll be next. hence the "I bestow my gift into you" comment by Stecz. Yuk. That's one gift I can do without.:ack2:

AIDS? :huh:

RPM
01-09-2009, 10:30 AM
EWE don't want your kids to wind up like this...
http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq264/RPM1075/lambs.jpg
Looks like Masher's getting the stinkeye from Jonesy.:rofl:

Sea-Dated
01-09-2009, 10:57 AM
That is funny right there!!!!! :rofl::rofl:

sy goldberg
01-09-2009, 11:02 AM
He's like HERPES you can't get rid of him !

Davidmnc
01-09-2009, 11:02 AM
How did you get thta pic? You been talk'n to my PI? :huh:

yesrej
01-09-2009, 11:18 AM
nice to have you back oh fearless leader.some of these clowns need a lesson...

sellsman11
01-09-2009, 11:20 AM
Cool. I can shoot some of these pigs in the ass with flaming arrows then watch them run around.



Good to have you back Stecz. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Tommy Gun
01-09-2009, 11:20 AM
nice to have you back oh fearless leader.some of these clowns need a leason...

RU another Yankee homo?

yesrej
01-09-2009, 11:22 AM
RU another Yankee homo?

becareful of what you say....leasons will be tought.

RPM
01-09-2009, 11:23 AM
All fun & games aside, it's good to have you back Stecz. It's been kinda quiet around here without you.

stecz20
01-09-2009, 11:57 AM
All fun & games aside, it's good to have you back Stecz. It's been kinda quiet around here without you.

Its too late to suck up now, you're on masher death list already. I pitty you.

RPM
01-09-2009, 12:51 PM
Pitty noone, fool... for I am the one that instills fear into the hearts of millions of the helpless and innocent..In a blink of an eye I will turn your city into gold.. or DUST....

dykstra
01-09-2009, 02:11 PM
All fun & games aside, it's good to have you back Stecz. It's been kinda quiet around here without you.

Hate to say it but I agree!

stecz20
01-09-2009, 04:29 PM
Love me. For I am him.

Davidmnc
01-09-2009, 04:31 PM
All fun & games aside, it's good to have you back Stecz. It's been kinda quiet around here without you.

Yep.......hate to admit it too! Welcome back O-sheeply one! :sifone:

Ratickle
01-10-2009, 06:02 PM
Yep.......hate to admit it too! Welcome back O-sheeply one! :sifone:

Yeah, me too. Although it was kind of like missing a swift.........

Tommy Gun
01-10-2009, 06:19 PM
Yeah...I hate it when I miss takin' a crap too.

Bobcat
01-11-2009, 09:14 AM
and to think I didn't like moses til he ran the NRA

Ratickle
01-11-2009, 10:07 AM
and to think I didn't like moses til he ran the NRA

Why?