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Ratickle
06-25-2012, 02:50 PM
Enlightening Advice to Assist All

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, a box of chocolates, and the last bit of the tequila.

You have no idea how good I feel right now.



Have a Ratickley Rousing Day!!!:)

old377guy
06-25-2012, 09:38 PM
Ya know, I think you and the good doctor are onto something there

rschap1
06-26-2012, 01:26 PM
BEST prescription EVER

Ratickle
06-27-2012, 01:01 PM
WARNING!!!!


When you drink Vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure!

When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure!

When you drink Whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems!

When you drink Gin over ice, it can give you brain problems!


Apparently, ice is really bad for you.:eek:


Warn all your friends!!!!:cheers2: