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Ratickle
04-25-2012, 09:26 AM
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person
is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are
a vegetarian. -Dennis Wholey


How do we solve all the world's problems?
Get the hungry to eat the homeless.:eek:


You can't have everything. Where would you put it?


Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.


There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the
streets?
-- Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate


Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.:D


The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to
appreciate it. -- Franklin P. Jones

rschap1
04-25-2012, 10:34 AM
:D:D:D

old377guy
04-25-2012, 10:05 PM
There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the
streets?
-- Dick Cavett, mocking the TV-violence debate

could you say the same thing about sex?