Ratickle
03-24-2012, 04:51 PM
How to be annoying!!!
In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
Speak only in a "robot" voice.
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.:D
Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
Produce a YouTube video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. (I personally recommend "borrowing" them....)
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
Ask people what gender they are.:eek:
Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Sing along at the opera.
At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
Speak only in a "robot" voice.
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.:D
Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
Produce a YouTube video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. (I personally recommend "borrowing" them....)
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
Ask people what gender they are.:eek:
Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Sing along at the opera.
At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
Invite lots of people to other people's parties.