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Ratickle
03-24-2012, 04:51 PM
How to be annoying!!!

In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

Speak only in a "robot" voice.

Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.:D

Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

Produce a YouTube video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. (I personally recommend "borrowing" them....)

Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

Ask people what gender they are.:eek:

Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

Sing along at the opera.

At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

old377guy
03-24-2012, 08:40 PM
already do most of that stuff