Monday Merriments

[Ratickle]

A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend. After making love, while they're just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation...

"Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called." she says speaking in a cheery voice.

"Really? That's wonderful. I am so happy for you. that sounds terrific...

Great!...

Thanks...

Okay...

Bye."

She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"

"Oh" she replies, "that was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having out boating with you.":)

[Ratickle]

A guy owned a small family marina. The Dept. of Labor claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them", demanded the agent.

"Well" replied the owner, "there's the mechanic who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $400 a week plus free room and board.

The yard guy has been here for 18 months and I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 a week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of burbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to- the half-wit", says the agent.





"That would be me", replied the owner.:banghead::banghead::banghead:

[rschap1]

Another poor SOB

[Bobcat]

:ack2:72158

[old377guy]

I know the feeling