Friday Funnies

[Ratickle]

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on gurneys next to each other outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says," A circumcision."

The second kid says, "Whoa, Good luck buddy! I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."

[Bobcat]

Everyday after the 7 dwarves left to go to work at the mine, SnowWhite would fix their lunch and then deliver it at lunchtime. One day as she arrived to deliver their lunch, there was a cave-in. Fearing that all were dead, she stood there screaming,,"Hello, Hello, can anyone hear me?" After a couple of minutes she heard a faint voice saying, "Re-elect Barack Obama. Re-elect Barack Obama". "Oh thank God," she said, "Dopey is still alive !"