Ratickle
10-13-2011, 08:56 AM
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into
the house next door. He was also quick to notice that the woman
liked to sunbathe in the back yard, usually in a skimpy bikini
that showed off a magnificent pair of breasts.
He made it a point to water and trim his lawn as much as
possible, hoping for yet another look. Finally, he could stand
it no more. He walked to the front door of the new neighbor's
house, he knocked and waited. The husband, a large, burly man,
opened the door.
"Excuse me", our man stammered, "but I couldn't help noticing
how beautiful your wife is."
"Yeah? So?" his hulking neighbor replied.
"Well, in particular, I am really struck by how beautiful her
breasts are. I would gladly pay you ten thousand dollars if I
could kiss those breasts."
The burly gorilla is about to deck our poor guy when his wife
appears and stops him. She pulls him inside and they discuss
the offer for a few moments.
Finally, they return and ask our friend to step inside.
"OK," the husband says gruffly, "for ten thousand dollars you
can kiss my wife's tits."
At this the wife unbuttons her blouse, and the twin objects
of desire hang free at last. Our man takes one in each hand,
and proceeds to rub his face against them in total ecstasy.
This goes on for several minutes, until the husband gets annoyed.
"Well, come on already, kiss 'em!" he growls.
"I can't." replies our awe-struck hero, still nuzzling away.
"Why not?" demands the husband, getting really angry now.
"I don't have ten thousand dollars!":eek::smash::eek:
the house next door. He was also quick to notice that the woman
liked to sunbathe in the back yard, usually in a skimpy bikini
that showed off a magnificent pair of breasts.
He made it a point to water and trim his lawn as much as
possible, hoping for yet another look. Finally, he could stand
it no more. He walked to the front door of the new neighbor's
house, he knocked and waited. The husband, a large, burly man,
opened the door.
"Excuse me", our man stammered, "but I couldn't help noticing
how beautiful your wife is."
"Yeah? So?" his hulking neighbor replied.
"Well, in particular, I am really struck by how beautiful her
breasts are. I would gladly pay you ten thousand dollars if I
could kiss those breasts."
The burly gorilla is about to deck our poor guy when his wife
appears and stops him. She pulls him inside and they discuss
the offer for a few moments.
Finally, they return and ask our friend to step inside.
"OK," the husband says gruffly, "for ten thousand dollars you
can kiss my wife's tits."
At this the wife unbuttons her blouse, and the twin objects
of desire hang free at last. Our man takes one in each hand,
and proceeds to rub his face against them in total ecstasy.
This goes on for several minutes, until the husband gets annoyed.
"Well, come on already, kiss 'em!" he growls.
"I can't." replies our awe-struck hero, still nuzzling away.
"Why not?" demands the husband, getting really angry now.
"I don't have ten thousand dollars!":eek::smash::eek: