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phragle
03-16-2011, 07:17 PM
AP newswire:
For immediate release.

Toyota announced today that all new Toyota automobiles will now come with Chinese lead based paints. Company officials stated that this new safety intitiative is designed to protect vehicle occupants from radiation exposure. This dramatic step forward is believed to be a first in the automotive industry.
MacGyver
03-16-2011, 07:23 PM
Gilbert Gottfried recently lost his job with Aflac as its spokesperson with jokes like these. Sometimes its just too early.
old377guy
03-16-2011, 07:54 PM
So... Superman's safe in one of these rigs?
JJ Apache
03-16-2011, 08:07 PM
Phragle, now you have too much time on your hands!! :toetap05:
phragle
03-16-2011, 11:05 PM
nah.. just had stirfry for dinner.. shake it up, add water and turn up the heat...
Slandrew
03-16-2011, 11:22 PM
Thay are dumping sea water on it now??? 1 thing I know concrete will contain radiation but it may be to far gone?SAD
fund razor
03-17-2011, 07:18 AM
AP newswire:
For immediate release.

Toyota announced today that all new Toyota automobiles will now come with Chinese lead based paints. Company officials stated that this new safety intitiative is designed to protect vehicle occupants from radiation exposure. This dramatic step forward is believed to be a first in the automotive industry.

Update: officials, realizing that they had been using Chinese lead based paint for years... have told everyone to get in a car. Ironically, Indian and Russian cars are also safe.
However, Russian grinding wheels should be avoided. :o
JJ Apache
03-17-2011, 10:10 AM
nah.. just had stirfry for dinner.. shake it up, add water and turn up the heat...

You're too funny!

btw, on these Toyota's, do the gas pedals still stick?? :reddevil:



The Japanese are still in our prayers!
JJ Apache
03-17-2011, 10:13 AM
Update: officials, realizing that they had been using Chinese lead based paint for years... have told everyone to get in a car. Ironically, Indian and Russian cars are also safe.
However, Russian grinding wheels should be avoided. :o

Are these the inferior grinding wheels that Phragle used over here once and it broke? :cuss:
phragle
03-17-2011, 12:23 PM
who?? me???
JJ Apache
03-17-2011, 09:53 PM
My bad Rob,it wasn't you using it, it was Fund. :bump:
Instant disintegration....:smash:
:biggrinjester:
phragle
03-17-2011, 11:42 PM
yeah...I phucked that one up... my bad...
fund razor
03-18-2011, 06:13 AM
yeah...I phucked that one up... my bad...

Yeah, but the wheels were like 89 cents.
The Russian grinding wheel jokes are worth like 20 bucks. :D

(I still have a couple if you need any);)