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BBB725
09-23-2010, 11:07 AM
Man arrested after picking fight with pet parrot
Wed Sep 22, 6:45 pm ET
ANN ARBOR, Mich. – A 49-year-old Jackson man has been arrested in Ann Arbor following a fight with the pet parrot carried in his backpack. Police told Annarbor.com for a story Wednesday that witnesses reported the colorful bird was shaken so violently that its feathers were scattered.
Three 911 calls were made following the Tuesday night incident. Lt. Renee Bush said the parrot was "squawking loudly" when officers arrived.
But the bird was fighting back, leaving one of its owner's thumbs "scratched and bloodied."
The parrot suffered a red eye and bald patches. Bush said it also was limping.
The owner told officers he was disciplining and training the bird. He was being held in the Washtenaw County Jail pending charges.

Wrinkleface
09-23-2010, 12:26 PM
FK'n Michigan people!!!:beatdeadhorse5:



Hey Bubba, quit put'n up these MI stories!! U R start'n 2 give me a complex!!!:boxing_smiley:

fund razor
09-23-2010, 12:31 PM
Man arrested after picking fight with pet parrot
Wed Sep 22, 6:45 pm ET
ANN ARBOR, Mich. – A 49-year-old Jackson man has been arrested in Ann Arbor following a fight with the pet parrot carried in his backpack. Police told Annarbor.com for a story Wednesday that witnesses reported the colorful bird was shaken so violently that its feathers were scattered.
Three 911 calls were made following the Tuesday night incident. Lt. Renee Bush said the parrot was "squawking loudly" when officers arrived.
But the bird was fighting back, leaving one of its owner's thumbs "scratched and bloodied."
The parrot suffered a red eye and bald patches. Bush said it also was limping.
The owner told officers he was disciplining and training the bird. He was being held in the Washtenaw County Jail pending charges.

A bird in the hand is worth two to Lt. Bush. :) :D

And technically.... the bird could have started it:
(Bird: Your ex is right about you.... you never take me anywhere nice.... this backpack stinks....you will never amount to anything....if you make me do that dam pirate act in the next bar I will peck your azz....why don't you get a life....)

Tony
09-23-2010, 02:13 PM
Azzhole was probably hoarding all the rum and not sharing any with the bird.

Hand over the rum and no one gets pecked.