Serious Mission statement [Archive]

Bobcat

04-23-2010, 11:49 PM

About 18 months ago our mutual Friend, and founding member Tony (he was still single back then and cool:leaving:) came up with a nice set of rules for general behavior

1. THou shall have no other boats before me

2. Thou shall not boat on flat water

3. THou shall not take the phrase "resin bucket" in vein.

4. Remember the poker run day, keep it holy

5. Honor your boat and its creator

6. THou shall not sink your boat

7. Thou shall not have ugly or fat women on your boat unless they possess the knowledge to mix a mojito, clean and cook a grouper, or change a gimbal bearing

8. Thou shall not under trim

9. Thou shall not bear false witness to the speed of your vessel

10. Thou shall not covet any boat that belongs to Gino or Bob the Builder

How cool is that :USA:

MOBILEMERCMAN

04-23-2010, 11:54 PM

You impress me again with your memory.

Pretty cool list.

DAREDEVIL

04-23-2010, 11:54 PM

About 18 months ago our mutual Friend, and founding member Tony (he was still single back then and cool:leaving:) came up with a nice set of rules for general behavior

1. THou shall have no other boats before me

2. Thou shall not boat on flat water

3. THou shall not take the phrase "resin bucket" in vein.

4. Remember the poker run day, keep it holy

5. Honor your boat and its creator

6. THou shall not sink your boat

7. Thou shall not have ugly or fat women on your boat unless they possess the knowledge to mix a mojito, clean and cook a grouper, or change a gimbal bearing

8. Thou shall not under trim

9. Thou shall not bear false witness to the speed of your vessel

10. Thou shall not covet any boat that belongs to Gino or Bob the Builder

How cool is that :USA:

HAHAHAHAHA LMAO:sifone::cheers2:

Buoy

04-24-2010, 12:42 AM

When Tony first said that I took it as a creed.

I hold it close, not quite as close as the Bible, but close.

It's simple, it's eloquent, and it just phucking makes sense.
I just have a hard time realizing it came from Tony...
Donzi had to have something to do with it:)

dykstra

04-24-2010, 09:54 AM

Hilarious, I love it.

Tony

04-24-2010, 10:07 AM

When Tony first said that I took it as a creed.

I hold it close, not quite as close as the Bible, but close.

It's simple, it's eloquent, and it just phucking makes sense.
I just have a hard time realizing it came from Tony...
Donzi had to have something to do with it:)

She was my spew cheker. I flunked hooked on phonix.